What Teacher? You're Just Slacking Off (Bustier Salt Chloe Sugar)

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Summary: The entire class except Chloe fell for Lila's lies, and while Marinette was wondering why she was continuing to plan field trips for everyone if Lila was going to take all the credit. Miss Bustier scolds Marinette and tells her that she should stop being class president if she continues slacking off. Marinette starts to talk back at Miss Bustier saying things like how she was the one slacking off her job and not her. Miss Bustier pulled the "Shut up or else you get detention" card. Marinette didn't give a shit, and continued speaking her mind. Lila interrupted Marinette while she was about to say something that was perfectly true. Lila defended Miss Bustier while saying that Marinette shouldn't hurt people because of jealousy. Marinette scoffs and says that she was one to talk. (basically saying that she's a hypocrite) Lila starts to fake cry. Adrien and Alya start getting mad at Marinette. Miss Bustier sends Marinette to the principal's office and Marinette was like, "Ah, hell no." Miss Bustier rants that she shouldn't be spoken to that way. Chloe was filing her nails and was having Sabrina do her work, which gave her plenty of time to defend Marinette. Chloe starts roasting Miss Bustier. Miss Bustier says that she is the teacher. Chloe had two decisions. One, say, "What teacher? Marinette isn't slacking off. You are!" Or two, say, "And I'm Santa Claus. You're not the one running this class! Marinette is! Tell me, what about that time when Marinette organized a field trip to the beach?! Or what about that time when she got us tickets for Jagged Stone's concert LIVE?!" Miss Bustier spluttered, and kept pitifully trying to defend herself. Chloe holds up her phone saying if they stop abusing Marinette and that Lila reveals her lies. But if they don't, she'll make sure that her dad fires Miss Bustier, kick Lila and Alya's ass from Paris, and will make sure that the Ladyblog shuts down. Miss Bustier starts to speak, right before being loudly interrupted by none other than the Demon Duo. (Alya and Lila) Alya says that both choices are a lose lose, and refuses to be nice to Marinette. Lila on the other hand says that she won't either. The majority of the class decided to stick with Alya and Lila. Adrien, Rose, Juleka, Nino, Max, and Tomato Boy decided to be nice to Marinette.(Adrien only agreed because he doesn't want Lila to be kicked out of Paris. Same goes with the rest) Miss Bustier refuses and claims that she will protect Lila no matter the cost. Chloe smirks and calls her dad. As a result, Miss Bustier was fired, Alya and Lila's ass get kicked, and the Ladyblog shut down. While exiting the school, Marinette asks Chloe if the entire thing was necessary, which Chloe agrees.

Idea: Moi

Now let's get on with the fun!

Marinette was wondering why she continued to plan field trips for the ungrateful class if Lila kept taking all the credit.

"MARINETTE!" Miss Bustier yelled," if you keep on slacking off, then you shouldn't be class president!"

Marinette laughed at the hypocritical woman in front of her. "Hahaha, that's funny for you to say, Caline Bustier," Marinette raised her voice slightly.

The class gasped. Nobody ever raised their voice to Miss Bustier.

"Excuse me?!" Miss Bustier yelled.

"Yeah, that's right. I raised my voice at you. What are you gonna do?! Huh?!"

Miss Bustier opened her mouth to say something, but quickly closed her mouth.

"Yeah, that's what I thought. You're saying that I should be the one to stop slacking off my job? Ha! What a  joke!" Marinette's voice turned from cheery to annoyed. "You're slacking off! Not me! I organize all the goddamn field trips woman!"

"Marinette, stop it or I WILL send you to detention," Miss Bustier snapped, clenching her teeth.

Marinette laughs some more. "What makes you think that I give a shit?"

"You wouldn't want-" Miss Bustier started, only to be interrupted by Marinette again.

"What makes you think I give a shit?" Marinette asked again, but more stern.

Miss Bustier stayed silent.

"You are slacking off. You have students to do your dirty work. You just sit back, relax, and do Tik Tocs!" That last sentence really pissed Miss Bustier off. "Miss Bustier, I'm not even sure if you're even a-"

"Marinette, you shouldn't hurt people because you're jealous of me!" Lila exclaimed.

Marinette scoffed at the irony. "You're the one to talk, Lie-la."

Lila started fake crying, Adrien would pull her aside and hug her, course, Lila had the most gold digger looking expression in the universe.

"Marinette! What the hell?!" Alya screeched at the bluenette,"You made Lila cry! What's wrong with you?!"

"Yeah, Marinette! Not cool!" Adrien yelled at the girl.

"Marinette, go to the principal's office," Miss Bustier sternly said.

They blew Marinette's fuse. No fucking way she's having it out. "Ah, hell no. Motherfucker did I say that to you?!"

"No, but-"

Marinette whipped out Lila, Adrien, Alya, and Miss Bustier's wallets. "I give you your wallet, say "Thank you Marinette"."

Then Lila, Adrien, Alya, and Miss Bustier took their wallets back, begrudgingly said,"Thank you Marinette."

"GIT MOTHERFUCKER!"

No one moved. Well, except a Lie-la.

"Marinette, I will not be spoken to that way," Miss Bustier nagged.

Marinette glanced over at Chloe. She was telling Sabrina to do her work while she filed her nails, which gave her plenty of time to dive right on in the fun.

"Miss Bustier, you're probably the worst teacher in the world," Chloe casually said.

"Chloe, not you too," Miss Bustier said, annoyed.

"Yeah, me too. Sabrina. Would you kindly show Miss Bustier the rulebook," Chloe said sing-songy.

Sabrina held up a rulebook. "Chapter 1 Section B4. Ahem. No student will be mentally abused just because someone is lying."

"But that's the thing. Lila is telling the truth. Marinette is the bad guy here! Not Lila!" Alya shouted.

"Chloe, I'm the teacher. Not Marinette. Not Alya. Me," Miss Bustier said, arrogantly.

Chloe rolled her eyes. "And I'm Santa Claus. You're not the one organizing this class. Marinette is! Tell me, what about that one time when Marinette organized a field trip to the beach? Or about that time when she got us tickets to Jagged Stone's concert LIVE?!"

Miss BUstier spluttered and tried to find ways she could use to defend herself.

"You know what? I don't want to hear it," Marinette said.

Chloe held up her phone,"Let's make a deal. You be nice to Marinette, and Lila you reveal your lies. But if you don't, I'll make sure that my dad fires Miss Bustier, kick Alya and Lila's ass outta Paris, and shutdown the Ladyblog. So, do we have a deal?"

"Chloe, you know that I-" Miss Bustier started but right before being interrupted by the Demon Duo.

"What?! Chloe both choices are a lose-lose! Not fair!" Alya screamed.

"I don't want to be nice to Marinette because if I do, she'll keep bullying me," Lila pulled the Lie-la card.

The majority of the class hence Adrien, Jeleka, Rose, Nino, Max, and Tomato Boy didn't want to be nice to Marinette. Adrien, Jeleka, Max, Nino, Rose, and Tomato Boy only agreed because they don't want Lila and Alya to be kicked.

"No, I will not be nice to Marinette I WILL protect Lila no matter the cost."

Marinette smirked. "Fine by me."

In the end, Miss Bustier was fired, Alya and Lila's dirty ass got kicked, and the Ladyblog shut down. While exiting the school, Marinette was talking with Chloe.

"Chloe, was the entire thing really necessary?"

"Of course Mari."

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