Miraculous Salt (DISCONTINUED FOR NOW)

Pathetic Little Bitches (Alya, Nino, & Lila Salt)

Luka, Kagami, and Adrien were all her friends that never left her. 

Alya, Nino, and Lila were pathetic little bitches. 

Alya, Nino, and Lila had found a video on Ladybug and Chat Noir's identities, and watched them with the Core 4. They only did that because they wanted to see the reaction on their faces.

Oh, how wrong they were.

Alya, Nino, and Lila were on the right side. And the Core 4 were on the left.

They had watched Ladybug's identity, and Alya was pissed off.

"MARINETTE! YOU'RE LADYBUG?!"

"YES! YES I AM!"

"So, Lila lied . . . ?"

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

"Marinette, I'm sorry . . . "

"Oh shut the hell up you dipshit."

"YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE LADYBUG!"

"EVER HEARD OF THE #1 SUPERHERO RULE DUMBASS?! IT'S CALLED," NEVER REVEAL YOUR FUCKING IDENTITY!!! AND YOU BASTARDS CAN SAY BYE-BYE TO YOUR DAMN MIRACULOUSES!"

"WHAT?! That's so unfair!"

"Life ain't fair, you baby," Marinette snarled.

"Totally bogus dudette!"

"Will ya quit the 'dudes'. It's getting irritating."

"AND YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO EVER BEING FRIENDS!" Adrien yelled at them.

"WHAT?!" Alya and Nino screamed," BUT LILA WAS THE ONE WHO LIED!"

"Tch, Lila could lie all she wanted, and we'll see who believed. Don't act entitled, the both of you. Because you're not even close to even being entitled." Kagami snapped at them.

"Excuses, excuses!" Alya spat," You're just finding reasons to hate me and Nino!"

"Hah! Like you aren't deflecting the blame off of yourself?! And also, would you forgive someone who accused you of being a tabloid reporter?!" Marinette screamed at her.

"No! I would not!" Alya screeched at them," what does that have to do anything about this?!"

"Then we have the right to fucking hate you! Hypocrite!" Kagami shouted at them.

After a little while, Nino listed another reason why we shouldn't ever forgive them. When we were about to watch Chat Noir's identity.

"I bet Chat Noir is some loser!"

Alya and Nino started laughing.

After they saw who Chat Noir was, Nino had a very guilty face.

"O-Oh! Did we say that Chat Noir was a loser? We meant to say that he's awesome!" Nino stammered, as his tabloid girlfriend nodded quickly with another guilty face.

"Shut the hell up."

At school, I entered the classroom. I saw Adrien at the front.

"YOU'RE LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR!" Everyone exclaimed excitedly like little brats getting candy on Halloween.

Right before Adrien could ask, I interrupted him.

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT?!"

"Alya and Nino!"

Alya walked up, same went with Nino.

"Why."

"THEY HAD TO KNOW!" Alya shouted at us.

"NO! NO THEY DIDN'T!"

"Alya, I want to see your blog taken down at the end of the fucking day, or me and my girlfriend will FUCKING sue you!"

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!"

"JUST LIKE YOU WHO THOUGHT THEY HAD THE RIGHT TO HAVE FUCKING BALLS TO TELL EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN CLASSROOM THAT WE WERE LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR!"

When it was the next day, I used the Fox Miraculous. Reporters came around and I used Mirage to create illusions of me and Adrien.  

"We're LIVE with Ladybug and Chat Noir!"

"Ok, so it has come to my attention that there are many things involving me."

"Ok, continue . . . "

"I am not Lila Rossi's best friend, me and Chat Noir are not Marinette Dupain-Cheng or Adrien Agreste, when they are right here with us."

The reporter obviously had a shocked expression.

"I see. We are sorry."

"It's never your fault, sir. You were just doing what you believed," "Marinette" said politely. 

"Thank you, and we'll go."

The reporter left and Fennette came over. 

"Reality!"

The mirages had disappeared.

"Now everyone will go away and mind their own business."

From what Luka told me, Alya said something along the lines of,

"Now no one will believe me!"

Don't get me wrong, she deserved it all the way.

Lila's mom found out, and dragged Lila out by the ear and sent her to Italy while she stayed and finished her work. To be honest, that woman did nothing wrong with Lila to raise her like that.

The class kept begging for our forgiveness. Never did we accept.

Rose and Jeleka were exceptions because they knew Lila was lying, but was threatened.

And Alya got sued, same went for Nino.

Me and Adrien were now married, same went for Kagami and Luka.

And all of this started because of desperate pathetic little bitches.