Miraculous Salt (DISCONTINUED FOR NOW)

Alya Complains About Being A Member Of BLACKPINK & Regrets Quitting (AU)

Ok, so. 

This chapter is recommended that you are an official BLINK!

Alya was going to be Jennie (Jennie is the main rapper, and the most hated, except in Korea due to her being born there) in this AU, but she was a complete dumbass and kicked herself off BLACKPINK. After BLACKPINK released Boombayah, their first song, and it blew up, by the way, in case you were wondering. Alya comes crying back, even though she said, and I quote," When your band won't blow up, don't be begging me to join back!" 

Lisa = Marinette (Lisa is the most favored BLACKPNK member worldwide, except in Korea. And she's a rapper)

Jennie = Chloe (As I said up there, Jennie is the most hated and I could imagine Chloe could potentially become a rapper, so yeah)

Rosé = Lila (Rosé is the other vocalist and the other underrated BLACKPINK member. I feel like Lila deserves a redemption arc for all she's done)

Jisoo = Kagami (Jisoo is one of the vocalists in BLACKPINK and one of the most underrated members)

Alya is the former Jennie ok? Don't forget!

"What kind of song is this?!" Alya screeched, looking at the parts where she had to sing, which was literally everything," What kind of lyrics are these?!"

"It's a KOREAN song, dum dum," Kagami sassed," And you got yourself into this. You signed up as the main rapper, y'know."

"I just wanted the money."

"Then get a fricking job, Alya," Lila told her.

"No! And plus, I don't even know Korean!"

"Oh my god-" Marinette facepalmed.

"Then what was the point in joining this girl group?" Kagami asked Alya.

"Money, duh!" Alya said ignorantly. 

"Then get out of our South Korean K-Pop girl group!" Lila exclaimed.

"What?! You guys need my rap! When your band won't blow up, don't be begging for me to join back!"

"In your dreams, Cèsaire!" Marinette yelled at her.

"Yeah! And you don't even know Korean!" Lila shouted at Alya.

"Oh, yes I do!"

"Security, please get rid of Alya Cèsaire," Kagami dully said.

Security had escorted the screeching brunette out the door.

"Now where are we supposed to get a new rapper?!" Lila sighed as Alya was being shoved out the door.

"Don't worry guys. I know someone who can help," Marinette held up her phone.

"Hello? Is Chloé Bourgeois there? . . . yes, I'm a friend of hers. Tell her to meet me in South Korea, stat. We need another rapper here."

After Chloé had joined and BLACKPINK had released their first hit single, Boombayah, BLACKPINK had a huge fanbase in a matter of seconds, a few years later after BLACKPINK had been recognized worldwide, Alya was scrolling through her recommended on YouTube. Alya had recently ran out of money because she lived with a girl named Brielle was leeching off of her for expensive designer clothes and such. When Alya scrolled through the music section, she accidentally pressed the 'What's Trending?' button, and she saw BLACKPINK's latest hit single, "Kill This Love". Curious, she clicked on it. And what she could see is that it was Korean, so she turned on captions. Hearing the voices from years ago, she played the song. After, she quickly went on the computer and searched up "BLACKPINK".

Alya could not believe what she was seeing.

Twitter, Wikipedia, Facebook, and so much more!

She saw a picture of the members at the Golden Disc Awards in 2019. The current year was still 2019 but the Awards were months ago.

Using her charms, Alya managed to get a trip to South Korea for free.

Locating BLACKPINK's company, she barged in the building. She quickly went up to the set and saw the current members shooting a song. After they shot the one scene, Alya had started yelling at the girls.

"Hey!" 

"Hmm?" Marinette had looked up.

"I SO RIGHTFULLY DESERVE TO BE IN CHLOÉ'S POSITION AS THE MAIN RAPPER!"

"Oh, hi Alya," Kagami growled.

"Nice to see you too, Alya," Lila said, annoyed.

"This isn't fair! Why aren't I the main rapper!?" Alya screeched.

"Because if I recall, you quit," Chloé told her.

"Well, I did, but still!"

"Security, we've got a Code H. (Code Hater)" Marinette said into her walkie-talkie.

Security arrived and took the petty hypocritical asshole out the door.

"What?! YOU CAN'T DRAG ME OUT! I'LL SUE YOU!" Alya shrieked as she was being escorted out the door.

"What?! Witout a legitimate reason?! Hah! I don't think so!" Kagami yelled out the door.

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Karen!" Chloé shouted.