Stupid with Love

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A/N: I'm working on a oneshot (again) and I thought of this idea while listening to mean girls, soooo here! Take it!


Based on 'Stupid with Love' from mean girls, obviously 

(Sophie's POV in all of it 😂)

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When I was 5. I fell in love. 

Kenyan Small. Cutie. Sat beside me in class and had these beautiful blue eyes you could swim in but, 

It didn't last 

I decided to tell him I liked him at P.E that day.

He ran from me.

Literally ran from me. And being Kenyan he ran fast. 

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When I was ten, in love again. 

This peace corps guy 

Cayden Harris. All my friends said, "stay away from him! He's got COOTIES." 

I planned to tell him how I felt at camp. 

I waited for hours 

In his tent with flowers 

Which made him laugh, which made me cry. 

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By thirteen I gave up trying.

I decided I would be a mathematician 

'Cause math is real

I memorized a lot of Pi 

"Sophie, what are you doing?" 

"Wanna hear the first hundred digits of Pi?" 

"Uhh" 

"3.14159265359..."

Because addition ps and subtractions and division 

Would never make me feel so.

Stupid with love. 


Like, I didn't get it 

I didn't get it. 

Somehow.

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Smart with math but stupid with love 

I didn't get it. 

I didn't get it. 

Til now. 

"Do you have an eraser?"

I looked up and saw this Hot boy. Keefe Sencen. World-class troublemaker 

His ice blue eyes.... his hair... 

"I would love to." 

"Uhhh" 

So thank you, math for being there.

To bring me joy. 

And thank you math, cus now you brought me this 

Cute

Boy.

"Is it two?" 

"Yes!"

He turns to me and pumps his fist. He holds up his hand for a high-five. I take the gesture.

He's like someone from T.V.

He's like that guy who give out roses to those women

His clothes, his grooming

And he's foot away from me with swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in. 
He is live and in the room!

And I'm stupid with love

I wanna get it

I wanna to get it, but how?

Smart with math, but stupid with love

I wanna get it
I didn't get it till now.


"Two over zero is undefined." I say it at the same time as him. Omg. 

He turns to me. 

"Jinx!" 

"Ha!" 

I'm astounded and non-plussed
I am filled with calculust

Does this guy work out? He must

All sweaty at the gym

Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought

School was rough but now? It's not

'Cause now there's him

It's all so simple

Stupid with love
But I can get it

Watch this girl self-educate
I learned math, so I can learn love

You wanna bet it?

That I can get it?
Just wait
Just wait
Just wait!





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That was a lot! I listened to Someone gets hurt and stupid with love the entire time 😂. I almost put Fitz Vacker as 'when I was ten' so. Dodged a bullet there. You're welcome. 

anyways. It's not fluff or anything, but I thought it was cute. 


Now, I gotta go see what my annoying sister wants so until next time!


Xoxo,

Addi


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