Orbiter's Public Service Announcements #1

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Disclaimers: I do not own Warframe.

A/N: So I'm still working on the Nidus profile along with a few others, but I'm at work right now and this came to mind.

Orbiter's Public Service Announcements #1

Attention to all hands onboard the Orbiter, this is the Lotus.

In light of recent events that I will not go into, every Tenno, including ones like Revenant, has now been quarantine to the ship and this means that a number of you are interacting with each other for the first time in quite a while and may be doing so for an extended amount of time.

In hopes that you will not become "rusty" so to say, I have authorized the use of abilities onboard the Orbiter during this period as long as they're used in good faith.

Unfortunately, due to these circumstances, a number of incidents have occurred and I now feel that guidelines must now be set.

1. Operator Equinox:

Everyone realizes that you are two separate entities within one body. This does not mean you are allowed double the allotted time for such facilities like the personal gym, mediation room, and the small library. If you continue this misbehavior, you will get double the bridge and patrol shift to balance it out.

2. Team Untouchable, aka Operator Loki, Ivara, Ash, and Wukong:

Let it be known that Operator Gara did not appreciate you scaring Operator Banshee while they were next to each other in Recreation Room #1. Gara was practicing her glass sculpting when the four of you appear out of nowhere in front of Banshee and the ensuring scream from her shattered all forty-five of Gara's glass statues. You four will now cover both Gara's and Banshee's patrol and bridge shift until further notice along with your own.

3. Operator Khora:

I, as well as nearly everyone on the ship, am fully aware of what your former "occupation" was before the Zariman Ten-Zero. I am also aware that you have been teaching Nyx, the youngest Tenno who is barely seventeen, certain "things" in regards to that. I should have you know that I have been informed by Inaros and Nezha that in Orokin's high society, young girls lived a very shelter life until after they were married, not even getting the "Birds and the Bees" talk until the night before their wedding.

Here is a fact, Khora, Nyx was not even engaged.

So because of your "lessons" to her, Trinity is as of right now in the med bay currently giving Nyx the "proper" education that she should have gotten. It is safe to say that it is awkward for both parties and that Trinity is less-than-amused by your antics.

For your own safety, I would suggest that you avoid her.

On another note, you should avoid Excalibur as well. You can probably guess that he is not happy about you "corrupting" his sister.

4. Operator Rhino:

I do not know how you got a hold of some of Saryn's ancient manga.

No, I do not know what a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is.

No, I do not know who the Pillar Men are and I especially do not know why you think striking random poses while the words "Ayayayayayayaya" play from your warframe is a great idea for passing the time.

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