Anthology Of The Origin System

Orbiter's Public Service Announcement #2

Disclaimers: I do not own Warframe.

A/N: So once again, I'm at work and due to the positive response the first PSA got, I decided to do another one while on my break. Enjoy. Though the next time I update will be the Nidus profile along with probably one more. Also, I should get back to the Main Story Line.

To whom it may concern

This is the Lotus

It would seem that incidents are still occurring onboard the Orbiter even after my first set of guidelines. I assume that this is due to everyone being put into a peculiar situation and are having a hard time adjusting to it. Nevertheless, I will address a few more incidents that have pop up recently.

1. Operator Mesa and Ivara

The hallways of the Orbiter are not a shooting range. We have a proper one on the second deck as well as a back-up one on the third deck. Just because there was already a line for both of them does not mean that you two can improvise your own. It is going to take a while to repair those bullet holes and arrow marks in the walls.

2. Operator Loki

Baruuk was well within his right to attack you after you switch out his calming mediation music for the ancient death metal band, Dethklok. The Pacifist Tenno is just a nickname for him, he has a body count just like you do.

3. Operator Chroma

I appreciate the fact that you have been keeping a leveled head during these trying times which is mostly due to the fact that you don't mingle with the other Tenno and keep to yourself. But if you would have at least taken the time to look at the first set of Public Service Announcements I put out then you would have known not to enter the med bay while the sign "Do Not Enter" is on the door and you wouldn't be limping around the ship, courtesy of Trinity.

On the bright side, at least you did not use the words "MILF" or "GILF" unlike one of your comrades even though you probably don't even know what those words mean.

4. Operator Valkyr

It is a tragedy what Alad V did to you and you have my full support in anything you need to help get past it.

But on the matter of using your Rip Line to move across the ship in a quicker manner, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

Mainly because despite your appearance, you have the most armored warframe out of everyone and you basically become a wrecking ball when you do that. Nova is now in the med bay recovering because she got caught in the path of your "zip-lining".

5. Operator Grendel

Everyone on the Orbiter appreciates the fact that you took up the mantle of the ship's chef and provide us with high-quality meals that were previously only eaten by members of the Royal Family and their guests.

So as per your request, I will address Wisp and her recent behavior of hovering over your shoulder while you work in the kitchen. I can understand that it can be distracting especially since she is constantly asking you questions about cooking and your personal life. I will also let her know that the "alluring" way she floats in the kitchen also diverts your attention away from your duties.