In the EHP HQs, Jimmy is on the computer, going onto NHL.com
"I hope they changed my profile picture--I look evil in it." NHL.com loads and Jimmy gasps at the sight of it. "Ohmigosh! I never saw so many Blue Jackets before! This is something that I do not approve because I want to take over the NHL, not some Blue Jacket dude!" Jimmy grabs his phone and dials the NHL.com's HQs.
"Здравствуйте, вы сделали то, что я попросил вас сделать?" the guy on the other line says in a chirpy, cute, and kinda high voice. (Hello, did you do what I asked you to do?)
Jimmy made a confused look. "What?"
"Это Никита?" the guy on the other line asks. (Is this Nikita?)
"Uh... Who is this?"
"What do vy want?" (you)
"Who is this?" Jimmy repeats.
There was a pause from the other side. "Uhhh...Sergei Bobrovsky."
"Sergei...hm..." Jimmy makes a thinking pose. "You're the goalie of the Columbus Blue Jackets, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"Well, you are clever on hacking into websites."
"Oh, thank you, thank you."
"Are you working for anyone?"
"Me? No, no, no," Sergei replies quickly. "I work for me."
"Ah. So, you just want to take over the NHL?"
"What?!" Sergei shouts. "Me take over NHL?! No, no, no that im--impossible!"
"Well, you practically took over NHL.com." Jimmy looks at the computer and sees the bar of teams disappear and words that say 'Перейти Коламбус Блю Джекетс!' take its place. (Go Columbus Blue Jackets!)
"Oh, I just want Blue Jackets to have more attention. I mean, no one know them. It's sad. Everyone just care about the Pens and Blackhawks and Bruins and Ducks! It's time for Blue Jackets to rule!"
"So you want to take over the NHL."
"No..."
"But you want the Blue Jackets to rule," Jimmy tells Sergei.
"Yes, but I don't want to take over NHL."
"Well, I want to."
Sergei gasps. "That hard!"
"Well, not with your help! I want you to join the Evil Hockey Players Society!"
"Evil? I'm no evil! No thank you, Caspar Lee!"
"My name is Jimmy Howard, not Caspar Lee," Jimmy says flatly.
"Hehe. He my favourite youtuber." Sergei chuckles.
"What?"
"Never mind."
"So you don't want to take over the NHL?"
"No thank you. Good day, Caspar Lee." Sergei hangs up.
Jimmy puts the phone away and turns back to the computer as the black background changes to an ombre blue and black background with Blue Jackets players on it. "I'm gonna get him no matter what!"
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AAOOOSC! #3
FanfictionThe bad guys are out again, this time, stronger than ever--with a better plan to take over the NHL once and for all. But when the GPH tries to stop them, the bad guys throw them into a crazy adventure. *Note: This story was written during the 2012-2...
