A Happy Life With Shuichi And Kokichi Re-writeing

a drunk kokichi

[Third pov]

When they all finished laughing kokichi got up from the floor and sat next to tsumugi and started eating then tenko grabbed kokichi by the coller while he was eating his fuckin bacon which fell on the floor so he kicked tenko's nico nico kneecaps and grabed the bacon and ate it

then proceeded to say "hey bitch if you make me drop my bacon one more time i will leave you hanging just like Monica left sayori hanging" the others tried to calm her down and it worked then they started to question why they left without telling them

Kokichi looked at tsumugi and tsumugi looked at kokichi and both said "cuz we were hungry" the others question them but when kokichi went to make another drink shuichi followed so when he was making the drinks shuichi kept cuddling him

Tsumugi kept saying how cute they were while the others just watched kokichi to see what he was doing when kokichi finished one of them shuichi tried it and realized there was alchole in it so he just went with the flow and was like "hey babe" which he responded with "wassup"

Then shuichi was like can you make me the same thing and kokichi was like fukkit even do his hands gonna hurt a bit after but kokichi didn't give a shit, like fuck he didn't give a shit when his mom walked in on him and shuichi doin it so why should he care now

So a few minutes later he makes another one for shuichi and then the monitors turned on with monokuma on the TV was like please go to the gym before i sick my kids on yo ass well minus some of the parts they all got there kokichi and shuichi both had cocktails while listening monokuma said

"Well ladies and gentlemen there is gonna be a new motive that'll definitely get you to kill" and kokichi being a lowkey drunk kokichi cuz he some how got his hands on some very strong sake and don't ask me how cuz i don't know either was like

"Ain't that what you said last time MR. Teddy bear" he just stared at kokichi and said "alright, which one of you motherfukers gave kokichi the sake cuz i know one of u did" most of the classmates pointed at shuichi and he said "man fuck y'all i didn't do it fuck i didn't even know we had alchole"

"All right then kokichi who gave you the alchole" monokuma didn't really know how to feel at the moment so ye "i fOunD the alCholE in thE caBineT" "haaah for fucks sake, look im gonna need one of you to tell kokichi the motive after he's sober so basically one of y'all don't kill anyone im killing your family's you get a week to kill someone"

"How do we know your not lying" "well my beloved tsumugi im brining your family's here so ye, now shoo before i kick all your asses" and with that everyone left some feeling happy some scared and some sad while that was happening im pretty sure they forgot kokichi was drunk but oh well

Why'll they forgot kokichi, kokichi started doing random shit and talking to the voices in his head and started questioning random fukin things on his way back to the kitchen like

"what did the first person think of the voice in they're head did they think it was a ghost orrr, also who was the first person who committed a murder like did someone just hit someone's head with a rock and when they fell to the ground and stopped moving was like hey bill something's wrong with jeff 'wdym something's wrong with jeff' well i hit him in the head with a rock and he stopped moving like not moving at all 'i thing hes broken then' but he's a person how can he be broken 'idk fuck idek if theres a word to explain this' should we make up a word for it then 'what about ded' yaa deads a nice word 'i said ded' yep what ever you say"

That type of shit and thats when shuichi remembered about kokichi and ran like he was running like it was a fukin marathon and found kokichi talking to himself so he picked kokichi up and ran back to they're room shuichi locked the door cuz when kokichi's drunk he lowkey kinda dumb

Shuichi changed kokichi cuz he couldn't do it cuz last time kokichi was drunk and tried to change he almost hit his head on the fuckin edge of a drawer so now shuichi is changing kokichi and after all that shuichi tried to get kokichi to sleep but didn't work

So he got some grape panta put a couple sleeping pills in it like 2 or 3 and gave it to kokichi which he chugged like a fukin champ and fell alseep not even 5 seconds later so then shuichi changed and went to sleep with kokichi

All's well ends well right

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