A little ole lamp sat in the corner of my room on a small wooden table. It wasn't very special; just a white shade and glass bottle with a cord of steel. I had made it myself one year way back when. Yeah, it just sat there. Not important one slimy bit.
I walked out of my bedroom with the lamp turned off. Then all of a sudden, a little light flickered behind me. I popped my head back in. I looked at the lamp and glared holes into the stained shade with my laser gun eyes. It glared back at me.
I looked left, looked right, then stomped over and slammed the light switch into an off position. I skipped happily out of my room, thinking of nothing but cookies.
But then, my room filtered with light. Once more, I spun around to see with my laser eyes, the light shining and glaring back at me. Eyes were glued onto the lamp shade. Seriously, there actually was eyes there, I had glued them on when I was five.
I stormed over to the lamp. It screamed in terror as I raised my hand to unplug it. The lamp didn't want to be unplugged though. When I put my angry hand on the plug, it shocked me so bad I never messed with the lamp again.
With me out of it's way, my lamp threw a lamp party, a light switch rave. It invited all of it's little lamp friends over. Somehow, a disco ball was hanging down from my ceiling. On of the lamps had tied me to a chair so I was forced to watch as they all got to be 'dimmed out' little lamps, if you know what I mean.
THE END :)
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A/N: More lamp stories may be later posted ^-^
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