percabeth | oneshots

i.

I have a slight issue.

Let me back up here. I'm on the Argo II. The crew is sailing somewhere I honestly couldn't care less about right now because I'm stuck, and the dinner bell if going to ring in about 5 minutes.

I was only praying that Annabeth wouldn't burst into her dorm right then and there.

So naturally, when I wish for things to not happen, they do.

"Percy?" She opened the door. "Percy- what in the River Styx are you doing?"

I looked up at her with a solemn face. "Help me." I begged.

"Why are you wearing my clothes?" She scolded, taking out her knife.

I swear my heart withered to ashes right there with the fear I felt. "Don't kill me!"

"What? Oh my gods shut up." She rolled her eyes. "What are you doing wearing my favourite shirt and jeans? You're basically half naked!"

"I thought I could fit into them." I mumbled, suddenly interested in my shoes.

"You're a real idiot you know that?" She crossed her arms. But I knew Annie way to well that I knew when she was going to burst out laughing.

And she did. And yes, it was humiliating.

"Stop it." I grumbled. "This is not funny!"

"It very much is funny." She giggled. "I'm guessing you're going to ask for my help?"

"Well now that you offered..." I smirked. I should've know better than that.

"Ha! I'll help you get out out of the jeans, but not that top." She smiled.

"Please! I'll do anything! Jason can't see me like this. It looks like I'm wearing a bra!"

"Oh stop being such a baby. You got yourself into this." Annabeth started to study the jeans I had stupidly forced onto me.

"What? Get this cursed thing off of me."

"Your legs look super good in these are you sure you don't want to keep them on?" She giggled.

"Annabeth, I swear to all gods-"

"Okay! Sadly I'll have to cut you out so you owe me a new pair of jeans."

"Double it if you can get me out in 30 seconds. The dinner bell will go off in any second."

She started to cut the jeans into shreds. Though it looked like she was having too much fun, and I seriously thought she wanted to happily cut my leg off for fun.

"There you go!" She stood up still grinning. "Now throw on some pants that fit you."

"Woah woah woah, the shirt-bra?" I would never live it down if anyone out there saw me in this- it was bad enough my own girlfriend would tease me about this for months.

We could probably be in a battle and she would say, "Percy remember when you got stuck in a crop top and Jason flew you up to the highest point and everyone plus the gods laughed at you?" That's when I would stop fighting and accept death.

"Oh sweet boy," Annabeth smiled mischievously. "I'm afraid we don't have time for the shirt." It was if she had planned it, because right on cue the dinner bell went off and I could hear Coach Hedge shouting, "time for dinner losers!"

I have the stupidest boyfriend ever. Okay he isn't dumb, most of the time, but sometimes he just does things without thinking and it just surprises me.

He was fighting me as I tried to get him out the door in what he called a shirt-bra.

"Annabeth- I am not going out there until this is off me- get me a sweater!"