lucifer:
"i saw lucifer eating a bunch of nuns."
"defenseless nuns?"
***
diego:
"you smoke too much."
"yup."
***
allison:
"arrange thyself enticingly on the futon, i'll let the dick of death in."
***
klaus:
*smiles affectionately*
"i will stab you in the face."
***
five:
"heaaat of the moment."
***
ben:
"i fleel fin."
***
vanya:
*gasp*
"did you bring the apple juice."
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umbrella academy preferences
Fanfictionsome preferences about my favorite people. luther added in at chapter 71 (catchup chapter here but still v bad) swearing n shit enjoy xoxo - soy
