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your family's voicemail

oddly specific, but i came up with it in 4 minutes soooo. basically the voice mail to your home phone😃

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luther: "hello this is the hARGREE—PUT ME DOWN-"

"leave a message!"

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diego: "hey you missed us, leave a message and we'll-"

"pssst dad,"

"not now."

"-and we'll get back to you,"

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allison: "hello! you've reached the hargreeves residence, home of-"

"y/n"

"allison"

"emmet"

"will"

"-and claire, call back soon!"

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klaus: *screaming and running*

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five: "hey, this is the hargreeves house, looks like you missed us so-"

"DEVYN WHAT THE FUCK-"

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ben: *confused mumbling noises*

"mom?"

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vanya: "hey this is the hargreeves house hold, seems like you caught us at a bad time, call back soon!"