your favorite place to go together: your backyard, there's a great view of the floweres from the deck.
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cats or dogs: dogs
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the pet you adopt together: a goldfish named sherman
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(yes i chose the name sherman willingly, shut up.)
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where you live: lawrence, kansas
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pick up line:
now i'm not that good at math, but how hot you are just doesn't add up.
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who wears the pants:
you
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clothing you steal from them:
his sweatpants. yes, they're huge and 8 times your size, and the drawstring is always as tight as it can be with you, but you wear them none the less.
"you're drowning in those pants."
"ogey, and?"
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they walk in on you changing:
is polite and notices right away, leaves and closes the door behind him. apologizes later and promises to knock next time.
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your song: know love- orange rex county
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your house: after looking around for a while, you found the perfect house. it was love at first sight. in a cookie cutter neighbourhood in a city far from all of your troubles. to you guys, it was complete and utter perfection, aside from the fact that luther hits his head on the doorways sometimes.
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what they get you for your birthday: the both of you have this unspoken thing about not making a big deal about each others birthdays. only one gift, and a small one at that. he got you fuzzy socks
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names in each others phones:
him: 💗✨monkey piss boy🧚💕✨
you: dwarf❤️
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things they hate: his dad & the fucking moon
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your kids: the two of you decided on having one kid, no siblings, you were cursed with your daughter bonnie, she is a true nuisance, but you love her anyways.
bonnie- girl- 5
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dating luther would include:
- him carrying you
- his clothes being 15x your size
- jamming hardcore to 80s music
- shit talking reginald
- terrified of being bad parents ™
- never seeing monkeys in the zoo. ever.
- trying and failing at doing dumb couple shit
- being adorable together nonetheless
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nicknames:
him: bitch boy
you: loser
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compliments they give you:
"you're so stupid. i love you."
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your best friend: pogo
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the book you read to your kid: the amazing spider man (comic)
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pda scale:
3/10
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they get jealous:
luther doesnt really get jealous. he's not that type of guy. he trusts you and knows that you won't leave him. in the very, very rare occurence that it does happen, he'll usually just go and use your head as an arm rest. it's very subtle, but it does let you know how he's feeling.
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them as criminal minds characters: alex blake
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kinkiness scale: 0/10
(he really said no <3)
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first song you danced to together:
kate's not here- girl in red
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this is incredibly overdue, and im aware that nintey percent of that parts are missing, @ me in the comments, i deserve it.
