pick up lines

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Diego: did you sit in sugar? because you have a sweet ass.

Allison: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a
cute-cumber.

Klaus: if your left leg is easter and your right leg is christmas, can I visit in between the holidays?

Five: do you have a name? or should I call you mine.

Ben: can you grab my arm so that I can tell my friends i've been touched by an angel?

Vanya: hey, i lost my number, can i have yours?

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