Jill's POV:
After George and Allexx told me they hadn't seen Peppa and Martin I had a feeling that they were lying. So I followed them back home.
*Time skip*
As I looked through the window I saw Peppa watching her own show and eating McDonald's, the narcissistic fat lump of bacon. Then I watch in pure outrage as Martin walks into the room and I. am. FURIOUS 😡!! How did that bald bitch get away with this?!?! Can't believe my ugly ass son Morgz let him escape. What a complete and utter failure.
*Further time skip*
The time is 3AM.
As I climb up the walls of the duplex with my bare hands I reach a balcony and look inside. Where could Peppa be? I break in (by opening the unlocked door) and then walk into the lounge where I narrowly avoid knocking over the cave bear fossil. That was close, almost as close as my fist from obliterating Morgz' skull when he let Peppa escape. Anyway, as I'm about to walk through to the next room I hear a faint snorting sound coming from the lounge. I stop and listen. It seems to be coming from the tent. Stealthily, I creep up on the tent and peer through the top. There, I find Peppa eating a 20 piece McNugget, the fat slab of ham. I then proceed to swiftly tie up the tent and dart towards the open balcony faster than my drug intake before jumping right out and activating my private jet to fly us straight back to the Morgz mansion. I forgot bald Martin, but what does he bring to videos anyway? And besides, he'll never find us. We'll be gone, just like his hair.
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Peppa's Story
AdventureOkay well since it's been a year and since we're in quarantine I thought I'd come back and write another cursed story. This story is about Peppa pig's life after her show got cancelled.
