Big Jill's on Dr Phil

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Peppa's POV:
One day I felt like watching tv so I turned it on and started flipping through the channels. (surprisingly I could, guess George finally paid the tv licence man). Anyway, I was just about to flip through the dr Phil show (because who the hell watches dr Phil?) when something caught my eye. Was that who I thought it was? Just at that moment, the camera zoomed in on a miserable and coked-up looking Jill sobbing uncontrollably and begging dr Phil to help her find her husband and child, saying that they'd been kidnapped and taken right from under her nose (probably not the only thing that's been under her nose).

In Dr Phi's mind he probably thought this:

But in real life he said: "Ok stay calm we'll call the police for you and get this sorted out."
What Jill failed to mention thought was that we had run away, not been kidnapped, and that we didn't want to be found by her.

Peppa & bald Martin at Jill:

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