Cuddling (with a Goddess!) - Aqua x Male Reader (Konosuba)

[Season 3] The Witch

"What do you wish for, young one?"

In a small temple where she always held meetings to help those seeking love, an old woman sat on her old wooden chair wearing a frog mask to conceal her identity. In front of her, there was an arch wizard, seeking just that, love from someone.

"For someone to notice me..."

LATER

Aqua: "Hey Y/N!"

You seemed busy, trying to fix your spear after a quest had rendered it useless. You turned around to see your very 'useful' girlfriend with a bottle of booze in her hand.

Aqua: "Wanna try?"

Y/N: "I thought I told you I didn't—"

You dropped the tools you were using, standing up from your chair and started walking away.

Aqua: "Where are you going?"

Y/N: "I don't know..."

Aqua: "What do you mean—"

You suddenly disappeared, leaving a confused Aqua to flicker the cap off the bottle and take a swig of the booze.

Aqua: "Nani?"

You appeared in the middle of Axel, feeling like you were in some sort of dream state. A girl taps your shoulder...

Back at the mansion, Aqua sits on the chair you were sitting on before, now wearing a hat and looking at your spear that still needed to be repaired. She took a sip of her booze, then started humming.

Aqua: "Not only do I need to find Y/N, but I also need an epic theme song..."

Aqua stands up, walking around the mansion trying to find clues to figure out what happened to you. The first person she finds is Darkness, exercising in her room.

Aqua: "Darkness! Have you seen Y/N?"

Darkness looks up at Aqua. She stands up and, grabbing her small towel, wipes the sweat off her forehead.

Darkness: "No, I haven't. Why do you ask?"

Aqua: "He disappeared right in front of me! He turned into air!"

Darkness: "Really? Well I can help you look for him."

Aqua: "No! I need to do this on my own. He is a loyal follower of mine and he needs my help!"

Darkness: "Okay, good luck then."

Aqua continued her quest around the mansion, taking a sip of her bottle of booze every now and then, knowing that today was going to be a very long day...

You walked around the merry town of Axel with a girl right next to you, not really feeling like you had any other choice, almost like something was convincing you to accompany the girl.

"Let's go over there!"

The girl sounded happy, and in the corner of your eye, you could see strands of her black hair swaying with the wind. You didn't really feel scared, but pleased that the girl you were with sounded really excited to spend more time with you, as if she hadn't spent time with anyone in a very long time.

Y/N: "You haven't told me your name yet."

"Do you not know who I am?"

Y/N: "Well, I can't move my head."

"Really?! The Witch must have failed then!"

Witch... Maybe you were under a spell...

Aqua entered your bedroom, finding Mimi who was taking a peaceful nap on your pillow.