Harry Potter and the Death Dodger

Chapter 27

They're honeymoon was terrific. They had stayed in Scorpius' parents' private island with all the servants and they could do whatever they wanted. It was a tropical island, somewhere close to Hawaii.

It was late at night and they'd just had to much to drink. Rose and Scorpius giggled up the stairs, up to their room. Once there they started kissing. 

Scorpius broke the kiss and said, "Can we do it tonight?"

"What do you want to do? Or should I say, how do you want it done?" Rose kissed his neck sending shivers down his spine.

"Make a baby. Can we tonight?" he begged, "Please, Rose. I know you don't want a kid."

She put her head on his shoulder.

"Just one. Come on, one baby, that's it. Make me a little happier, baby girl." he continued.

"Okay, fine. Just one baby. That's it, but you have to take care of it. You have to feed it, take it to walks..." she said.

"It's a kid, Rosie, not a dog." laughed Scorpius.

"Fine. Whatever. Let's just make the baby, so we can get it over with." said Rose.

***

"Sibby, I need you to book me something at St Mungo's." Rose spoke to the phone, roughly a month after her honeymoon.

"Are you okay?" responded Sibby.

"Yeah, yeah. It's just-"said Rose, "I'm pregnant."

"Does Scorpius know?" said Sibby enthusiastically.

"Yeah, he's the one who wanted the stupid baby. I told him one baby, no more."

"So you're not looking foward to it?" laughed Sibby, "Oh come today. I've got an opening at 3.30pm. Can you make it?"

"Yeah, can Scorpius come with?"

"Of course. Oh, I'm so excited. I should get pregnant too, so you, me and Nessa would be pregnant together and our kids could be friends-"

Rose cut her off by turning off the phone.

Later that day at 3.30, the three of them were at St Mungo's.

"Ah! I'm so happy to see you both." Sibby braced Rose into a hug, "Why don't you sit down here and pull your shirt up."

Rose did as told and Scorpius sat on a chair next to the bed.

"I'm just going to put this gel so I can see the baby." smiled Sibby.

"Are you going to narrate everything you do?" said Rose.

"Yes, Mrs Cranky Pants," said Sibby putting an object in Rose's stomach to see the baby, "Oh, fuck."

"What?" asked Scorpius standing up.

"Well," said Sibby, "You wanted one kid. And you're pregnant with twins."

"What?" shrieked Rose, "What? I can't- I can't have twins. Shit. Shit. Shit. Fucking shitty shit."

"That's lot of shit." said Sibby.

Scorpius couldn't help but smile, even though Rose was unhappy, he's dream was about to come true and he couldn't help but be happy about it.

***

"Scorpius, two kids." Rose said entering their bedroom, "That's one more kid than we planned."

"I know, I know, you're stressed about it..." said Scorpius trying to calm her down.

"Stressed about it? I've got work to do. I don't just sit at home, watching TV all day." screamed Rose.

"I know, I know." said Scorpius calmly.