Fan-translation! What if Nagito Komaeda was a girl?

Chapter 3. Panic! at the Island. The heart-throbbing field trip?

(Translator's note: I couldn't resist. Sorry not sorry)

—Everything's gone weird... —a small blonde girl with two ponytails said—.

—Let us accept the fact we have been enclosed —a gray-haired girl with braids said—.

—Hinata's POV—

I didn't feel good at all. You could say I felt heavy, even. Despite the efforts of everyone to try and make sense of this I just couldn't even begin to grasp what was going on.

—This might be an entrance exam...

That couldn't be, as the academy doesn't do that...

—No! It's not that at all! —a high-pitched voice said—.

—What was that? —the blond guy asked—.

—Enough with the baby voice, fatty! —the short boy said—.

—It was me —the voice interrupted him—.

—Where are you?!

—Behind the podium! —one of the girls exclaimed—.

—BINGO! Well, since everyone's here already, let's begin!

We stared at the podium, as a purple light appeared and gave way to a rabbit plush dressed as a 'magical girl', she had a heart-shaped magic wand and plastic wings.

—I- Is that a plush doll?

—My name is "Magical Girl Usami" —the bunny said— but you all can call me Usami! I'm your new teacher and I'm made of wool. Nice to meet you!

We all just... stood there, silently. I don't think I'm the only one who thought to be seeing things.

—Hinata's POV ends here—

—Komaeda's POV—

Is that a bunny plush doll? A teacher, she said? I guess my luck has something to do with this... No! If I keep thinking like that it will never end... But, to be honest, I doubt this cycle will ever stop at this point...

—Why is that chihuahua talking? —the brunette asked—.

—Eehh?! THAT'S A CHIHUAHUA? —the girl with extravagant hair exclaimed—.

—Do you guys don't know I'm a bunny? —the plush doll said—. It's an adorable animal with very soft fur...! That's what I am! A happy, dancing, talking bunny pet!

—She's gotta be radio controlled —the short boy said—. It's just a toy after all!

—That's not important, what she's saying is. You know that, right? The situation we're at... —said the brunet, I couldn't help but agree with him—.

—Of course I know! I'm your supervisor on this field trip.

—F- Field trip?

—Thaaat's right! It's a school event where the students go out and engage in outdoor activities, supervised by a techer! Let's go then! Your super fun field trip begins!

Usami waved her wand around... a purple light came out of it and covered the entire room. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it had anything to do with my luck cycle, either. But I'm sure I've seen that brunet boy before... the ceiling opened, the walls fell down and suddenly, we were in the middle of a tropical island. Is this something to feel lucky about?