Kiss in an elevator

Chapter 1

I shouldn't have come here; I knew it from the beginning. I feel so out of place standing around these rich people who felt they owned the world; well I was rich once so I know what I'm saying.

It was 11:15 am and I was going to be late for work if I wasn't there in an hour forty five minutes, Betty just had to invite me for lunch shut up you know you can't say no to free food that is true as hell.

Sorry, back to the matter at hand, I've been waiting for Bet for 15 minutes and typical Betty won't pick her phone during work hours 'it's unprofessional' she says.

I wish I could face palm without these people looking at me like I'm a lunatic.

I mentioned I was rich 'was' and I'll tell you all about it after my free lunch sigh. I couldn't stand around doing nothing, I had to go to the front desk or do something, anything.

"Sorry, please I'm looking for Betty Wright, she is a personal assistant to one of the bosses, and I'm not sure which" okay I sound like a lunatic.

"And who are you?" Sassy receptionist asked, "Her roommate" I replied.

"She didn't say she was expecting anyone and we don't give out information to strangers, why don't you call her."

You think I haven't tried that bi**h.

"I have but she's not picking up, just tell her I'm here" I said.

"I'm too busy for that" she said and continued picking at her nail.

Rude much you are not going to start a fight, you are not going to start a fight, free lunch remember? The things I do for food.

Think happy thoughts; pancake drenched with syrup, vanilla cupcakes with frosting and whipped cream, Oreos with ice cold milk and banana ice cream, don't judge.

I picked up my phone to call my wonderful roommate again and surprise surprise, voicemail "pickup your phone you dirty piece of shit, I'm outside and hungry" I said after the beep.

From where I was sitting I couldn't stand any longer, got tired after 20 minutes I could see the elevator clearly and the security wasn't tight, the main one was getting into the building.

I'm pretty sure one of them felt my ass and it feels like they memorized my social security number, I'm diverting off topic again sorry, so the elevator, I can make a run for it, I just need a good distraction, time for some fun.

I got up and walked to the toilet, brought out a sachet of ketchup, again don't judge, I always have to be ready. 😌

I sprayed some on the handle of one of the door and broke a flower vase, rolled up some tissue around to make it look like a crime scene not really; 'you go big or you go home' I heard that from a movie and damn does it apply here.

I washed my hands and looked in the mirror "its ShowTime".

I ran out of the toilet to the lobby shouting for help, "something happened in the restroom, I don't know I just walked in and I met it like that," the guards and some workers ran to meet me and I took them to the toilet.

While they were trying to see what happened I stole one of the guards watch and some bills from his pocket and slipped away to the elevator.

I just stared at the buttons, which floor? God why didn't I listen when Bett was telling me about her job???

"I didn't think this through" well she spoke of her boss like he was a big guy, this I remember cause she has a crush on him, and she talks about 'unprofessionalism' just for calls.