Roger Alpheus added Claude de Alger Obelia and Anastasius de Alger Obelia to a group chat
Claude de Alger Obelia
Don't waste my time
Roger Alpheus changed the group chat name to Single Dads
Anastasius de Alger Obelia
What is this for, dog?
Roger Alpheus
...I beg your pardon?
Dog?
Anastasius de Alger Obelia
Oh, you're begging now?
Brother, isn't that amusing?
Claude de Alger Obelia
I'm not your brother
Although I dislike agreeing with you, I
cannot help but find him amusing too
How come you beg for his pardon, but
you've never done that for me?
I am your emperor
Roger Alpheus
It was only a phrase...
Anastasius de Alger Obelia changed the group chat name to Game of Thrones
Anastasius de Alger Obelia renamed Roger Alpheus to Ambitious Peasant
Anastasius de Alger Obelia renamed Claude de Alger Obelia to Emperor
Anastasius de Alger Obelia
Dog, change my name to Future Emperor
Emperor
No
Change his name to Dead Emperor
Ambitious Peasant
Excuse me, but I am a duke.
How can I be a peasant?
Please change it
Emperor
You won't be a duke anymore if you don't
change his name to Dead Emperor
Anastasius de Alger Obelia
Don't be silly, brother
I'm not dead
Will you be attempting murder again?
Emperor
Perhaps, I should
Ambitious Peasant renamed Anastasius de Alger Obelia to Ex-Emperor
Ex-Emperor
How dare you?
Emperor
It seems that you will remain a duke
Ex-Emperor
How amusing
It seems that you're still the emperor's dog
Ambitious Peasant
I am neither a dog nor a peasant, but it
seems that my opinion does not matter
Emperor
Would you prefer to be called a snake?
Or a traitor?
Ambitious Peasant
I am honored to be titled an ambitious
peasant
Ex-Emperor
Well, you didn't have to go that far
Emperor
This is a waste of my time
What did you want?
Ambitious Peasant
I am concerned about my son
Ex-Emperor
I absolutely cannot believe this
Emperor
Are you so incompetent that you cannot
even take care of your own son?
I am not surprised to find that you're even
more disappointing than I initially thought
Ex-Emperor
Why did you think that it was a good idea
to have a child when you are evidently
struggling?
I pity the young Alpheus
Ambitious Peasant
Ijekiel has been screaming more and more
in his room
He has been speaking in codes and
mumbling incoherently
I am concerned that he has begun to lose
his sanity
Emperor
If I were to live within the same house as
you, I fear that I would as well
Ex-Emperor
Sanity is simply an illusion
Emperor
Your sanity certainly is
Ambitious Peasant
If you could please just offer some advice...
Both of your daughters seem mature and
sensible
Ex-Emperor
Oh
My daughter has begun what seems to be
her rebellious phase
She has begun to curse at ME
If she wasn't my daughter, I may have
already used her as a sacrifice
Emperor
How amusing
I am the better emperor, and a better
father
Ex-Emperor
Don't be so proud, brother
The only reason that Athanasia grew up
well is because she was reared by Lilian
York
Ambitious Peasant
Perhaps I should ask Lady York instead...
Emperor
How would you know?
You can't even take care of your daughter
properly
Ex-Emperor
Jeanette is splendid as she is!
Also, I would recommend asking Lilian
York instead.
Claude, your useless emperor, will not be
able to help you and I do not care enough
to offer any advices.
Emperor
While I would prefer it if your son dropped
dead instead, I can give you Lilian York's
contact so that he may remain mostly sane.
Ambitious Peasant
I am humbled by your graciousness
Emperor sent the contact [Lilian York: Athanasia's nanny] to the group chat
Emperor
I hope that your humbleness remains
Ex-Emperor
He's always groveling to you.
How much more humble would you like
him to be?
Emperor
As much as I want you dead.
Ex-Emperor
Fair point
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