" I really hate you working with my team."
" I hate when you put your food near my desk."
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" God, you're so incompetent, you didn't even spell out the form correctly."
" I learned my spelling from Elmo, what can I say?"
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" Look idiot, you have ketchup on your uniform."
" Too bad I wasn't wearing that ugly shirt you wore yesterday. A shirt like that needs to be ruined."
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" You forgot the ER when you spelled murderer didn't you? And plainly just put murder..."
" Ohhh, see I thought I forgot something."
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" You look tired, let's go get lunch, I have to use a two for one coupon anyways."
" god this job must not pay enough for anything you have."
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" You forgot to turn in the report as usual but I turned it in."
" Oh is that what I forgot? Well, thank you."
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" You're kinda funny when you're not being horrible."
" How poetic."
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" You're not horrible at all."
" Duh, that's what I've been telling you!"
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" let's get married."
" I gotta check my schedule but sure."