Being a Villainess is No Joke

When George Tries to Make Friends

George's POV

"Mum, did you cheat on dad with Aunt June and have me?", I asked seriously.

Dad froze mid-sentence while instructing Uncle August who dropped the stack of papers he was holding while mum spit out her tea and Aunt June just looked at me with raised eyebrows before she burst out laughing.

"My God! Why would you think that??!!!" She asked between her laughter while Dad chuckled and handed mum a napkin as Uncle August picked up the dropped papers.

I frowned, "I'm so obviously your daughter Aunt, I just look a bit like mum and in the Academy, they said that we have our parent's features and personality so I thought-" Aunt just laughed more at this and so did mum.

My frown deepened, "Stop laughing this instance! I'm being very serious right now." I looked at dad in disbelief as he also started laughing, "Why are you laughing dad? How can you be so sure that I'm your child and not mum and Aunt June's secret one?"

This even made Uncle August chuckle.

"Why is everyone laughing?! This is such a serious topic!" I yelled at them.

Seriously! How can they laugh when I literally caught mum cheating on dad?!

"No, George. I did not cheat on your dad with Aunt June and had you in secret." Mum finally replied as she gasped for breath, clutching her stomach which ached from laughing so much.

Or maybe not.

But I wish she did cheat on dad with Aunt June, then I can have Aunt June as my mom! Like she is so cool (No wonder Uncle August looks at her like she is the ultimate goddess)! And I know I'm cool like her so she must be my mother.

But I get mum instead.

Mum is actually really nice, smart and funny and all but she is just so... So....

Uncool.

She can't do cool magic stuff like Aunt (but it is okay cause I can't do magic either), but mum can't even wield a sword! Like how can you not know how to wield a sword?! What if she gets kidnapped by the pirates and they threaten her to jump in the sea full of crocodiles?! She would have to listen to them cause she can't fight. But if it were me, I would knee them in the 'male weak spot' real hard and then take out my sword to stab them five times each before dumping them all in the sea full of crocodiles (hah! I'm so cool!)!

Dad knows how to wield a sword so he is acceptable (and lowkey cool but he is too much of mum's pet).

I wish mum was cool too.

"Yes, your mum did not cheat on your dad with me." Aunt June confirmed, wheezing a bit, making me sulk a little, "Besides I wouldn't do that to my Archmage.", she sighed dramatically and placed a hand on her chest, "I just wish he would take me as his secretary cause oh God who wouldn't want to work with that piece of fine meat~"

Oh right, Aunt June has a crush on Uncle Mari for almost a month now.

It all started when suddenly a strange man teleported in mum and dad's common study room.

Mum panicked and flung a thick book at the intruder while Dad literally threw his sword at him.

However, the man was able to create a shield in a fraction of second (which was near to impossible) and his blue hair was too similar to Uncle Mari.

And that handsome, tall, lean and slightly muscular man was indeed Uncle Mari.

He later told us that, he had created a potion which was able to make him look older and more handsome. His child-like face turned to that of an experienced stunning knight.