I married a Yandere [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 0 - The Dysfunctional Couple [Old Version]

My name is Yasuo Kyouya; I'm a 24-year-old manga writer.

I live here in this small apartment with my wife Akui who is also one of my assistants and artist. As I usually listen to my daily lofi music while typing up the latest chapter of a manga series we've been working on, Akui always loves to sneak up on me with a butcher knife right next to my face and interrogate me.

"Gah! (I shrieked as I was startled from her sudden surprise attack), so you haven't cheated on me yet, have you? Akui spoke."

"Yet? O-of course that has never crossed my mind not once, you are the only women I need in my life, I swear!"

Trembling in fear my anxiety levels rose for a few seconds, it felt never-ending, as if a whole hour had gone by, she quickly backed up before switching into a happy care free girl, pretending she didn't just try to kill me just now.

"Awww, I was checking but, you didn't have to go and say that UwU"

("of course I f*cking had to") I thought to myself

"Anyway, I'm off to stock up on some groceries, we need food to last, especially in these times, with the quarantine and that. I love you, darling!❤"

She kissed me on the cheek and marched away happily like a cartoon character skipping around, as the door slammed shut, I finally gave myself time to relax, and I let out a big heavy sigh.

At this point maybe i should fake my own dea-

*Tap Tap Tap Tap*

"What's that sound?" (I look around attempting to locate what's making it.)

It was coming from the window, I slowly approached it thinking of what it could be, I fully opened the blinds, and to my surprise, it was none other than my wife's face smiling creepily at me.

"What do you think you're doing Akui?" I said

"I saw you giving mouth service to the air!"

"you think I didn't see that?!"

(Fun Fact: Mouth Service = Cleaning a man's pipe)

Out of pure frustration and annoyance, I used that energy to build up my inner Goku, to yell as if I was doing a Kamehameha to yeet her down from the side of the building.

"I WAS JUST SIGHING, NOW GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF, PEOPLE ARE WATCHING FOR GOD SAKE!"

A couple of passersby's watch Akui hang from the side of the apartment complex.

"What the hell is she doing?"

"Who still puts on green in their appearance? It's 2020"

"That is dangerous you know, what if she falls..."

"She's kinda hot"

"Shouldn't someone be calling the police?"

Amongst the bystanders watching the ongoing situation is another of Yasuo's assistants Shigechi; he is 16 years old and recently started working full-time for Yasuo after dropping out of school.

"Yare Yare Daze" (Shiegechi utters to himself, embarrassed.)

A police officer turned his attention to Shigechi and approached towards him.

"Do you happen to know these people, kid? " (The police officer questioned Shigechi.)

"I wish I didn't officer, but unfortunately, yes, I sure do."

End Of Chapter 0
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