"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!!!!!!!!" "If you don't stop screaming I'm going to kick you out of my manor." Ceil threatens. "My bad it's just this bitch is crazy." "This bitch has a name thank you. Just here me out on this one. If you pretend to be a cult member and interrogate the nun then 'you know what' doesn't have to happen." I told Rosa. I was referring to Sebastian and the nun. Rosa reading in between the lines changers her mind. "Alright I'll do it but only to prevent 'that' from happening." "What are you preventing?" Sebastian asks "None of your damn business demon. Just leave it to us to you worry about your dear old master." I spat. "Don't be mean to bessy just because he's a demon." Rosa scolds. "Oh there's no need for that lady Rosa, you see her words have no effect on me." Ceil bring us back the conversation at hand "We're getting sidetracked here the main focus is how the hell are we going to get Rosa initiated?" I shoot back "Ummmmm... haven't thought that far." "I know but there is one more person we need." Rosa says. She turns her head and smirks at me. An hour later we're standing outside of a shop with the sign 'Undertaker'. My face Lights up as we walk into the store of death. "What the hell are you happy for?" Rosa asks ruining my mood "Do you just enjoy being a bitch whenever?" "Ok BITCH I was just asking a question you don't have to act like that." "Act like what. Don't go all chicken now Ms. Simmons." "You acting like your on your period." "Have you ever thought that I might. Don't get all in your feelings." And with that she tackled me and we start fighting. "Would you like me to break them apart master?" Sebastian asks. "No this is quit very amusing." "Hahaha hahaha haha amusing ahahahhhahaha is haha a hah understatement hahahahahahaha!!!!!" The Undertaker days in between laughs Rosa and I stop fighting as we realize whose laughing their ass off. We both yell "The Undertaker" "you two sound like fan girls." Ceil says "No shit Sherlock the undertaker is the best chara-mmm" Rosa cut me off by slapping a hand over my mouth "AGAIN BITCH SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" She yells "My bad." I say in a muffled voice. "What is she taking about?" Inquired Ceil "Nothing!" we both say. "My that was hilarious what might I help you with today Phantomhive and friends?" The undertaker asks recovering from his 'laugh attack' "Izzy you the mastermind behind this plan you speak." Ceil says throwing me under the bus "Damn you. I was wondering if you could pretend to deliver a coffin to a place for me?" "Well you already payed the price so I might as well." "Mmmmmmmm" "What the hell was that!?" Said Rosa she looks around the room and open a pot only to reveal Our fav soul reaper "Grell!" We all say in unison. "In the flesh." "why, just why? Why are you in a pot of salt, you know what, do I even want to know." I turn my head an look at the undertaker. "He broke a few coffins and refused to pay." " I was right I didn't want to know" I said sighing. Sebastian asks "What are you doing here Grell?" "Oh bessy!" Grell jumps out the pot and hugs Sebastian but only to get cocked blocked by Rosa kicking him square in the stomach "Sorry Grell but he's taken." "That I am." We look at Sebastian as if he was someone else "What!!" "I'm currently in a relationship with Mey-Rin." In response "WHAT!!" We say again. "That Bitch I'll kill her." Sebastian turns dark "Lay a finger on her and your dead." "I never, like never thought I would say this but." Taking a deep breath I continue "Remind me to never get on his bad side." The words taste like poison on my tongue. "Can we get back to the topic at hand! Grell what are you doing here?" Ceil annoyed by all the chatter. "I'm here because cinematic records have recently gone missing so William sent me to check them out." "Uumm what was I saying before Grell... oh right we need you ,undertaker, to deliver a coffin to this cult we're investigating. We need to sneak Rosa and Grell in to be cult members." I say "Wait I thought it was just me?" "Nope if one gets caught it's up to the other." "Ok I'm in. But What do I get in return." Ceil wishpers something in Grell's ear "Oh my. It looks like I'll be joining you." "What did you say?" Rosa asked "Something that interests him." "Oh God it's going to be a long night!" I say.
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Black roses
AksiDisclaimer I do not own black butler Before u read checkout Saki163 After they travel to Jojo's bizarre adventures dimension Rosalina and Izzy are back at it again but this time in the world of black butler what crazy events will happen this time...