TodoDeku Oneshots

Dad or Daddy 🤣

   It was a normal day in the class of 1-A, or so I thought. I would forever be embarrassed by the actions of my childhood best friend, now current rival for the title of number 1.
   It was currently break time in the classroom and I was texting my mom because she asked if she should come over and bring my bento since I forgot it this morning, I texted her it was fine but Kacchan really likes being a certain character.
   "Hey Nerd, what'cha doing?" I sighed out and replied.
   "I'm texting someone Kacchan." I rolled my eyes and continued to be on my phone but he really knows how to press all my buttons.
   "Who ya texting Deku, your Mom?" He sneered. I let out a breath, I know it's best to ignore but I told him anyway.
   "Actually, I am. So can you leave me alone." He grabbed my phone and started snooping.
   "Hey Kacchan, give me back my phone!" I was trying to get my phone back but he exploded me aside and he started scrolling through my phone.
   "God Deku, you're so boring." He started waving my phone and I was trying to get it back. Kirishima noticed and came over.
   "What'cha doing Bakubro?" Kirishima asked. Kacchan sneered.
   "I'm just taunting Deku." Kirishima scorned Kacchan.
   "Bruh, how many times have I told you that bullying Deku is not Manly." He slightly nudged Kiri aside.
   "I'm just Joshing with him. Aww come on, I haven't even looked through this dumb nerd's contacts yet. His pictures were so bland so he gotta have something interesting." Kirishima pouted.
   "I admit that I'm curious as well, but that's Midobro's phone! We shouldn't be on it."
   "You're not gonna find anything interesting on my phone." I butted in.
   "Why so defensive, afraid that we're gonna find your guy that hooks you up." Kaminari walked over and Kirishima greeted him.
   "Bro!" He high-fived Kaminari.
   "My Bro!" He greeted him back. Then Mina walked over to my desk and asks.
   "Hey hoes, what y'all doing?"
   "Why is everyone going around my desk?" I mutter.
   "Oh, we're going to call his dealer." She nudged me and joked.
   "Oh my Deku, I didn't know you were into that. Can you hook me up as well?" I wish I can just crawl in a hole and die. Then unexpectedly Iida walked over for some reason and declared.
   "As class representative I should also look at Midoriya's phone to make sure he doesn't take part in drug deals."
   "You just wanna see what's on Deku-Kun's phone." Uraraka said. Iida readjusted his glasses.
   "Why of course."
   "I bet Deku is hiding a secret girlfriend, that's why he's so defensive." Mineta too? Okay that's it!
   "CAN Y'ALL BE ANYMORE NOSY!" I yelled, Denki grabbed my shoulder.
    "Dude, chill out. If there's nothing bad on your phone then why worry." I sighed.
   "Okay, you can look." Everyone cheered and Kacchan yelled.
   "Okay everyone SHUT UP! I'm looking through his contacts." Everyone settled down and he started reading off.
   "Okay there's 'Baby Shark' and there's a picture of Shitty hair and Nerd in shark onesies,"people started to giggle saying that was cute.
   "There's 'I am speed' with a picture of a crack'd up sonic. 'Pikachu, I choose you!' With Kami in a pikachu onsie, 'Kirby Knock-off', 'Edge-Lord', 'My Lesbian Friend', 'Crazy Rich Asians' with Momo in a Chanel dress." He kept scrolling and Kami said,
   "The names are interesting, but other than that it's kind of boring."
   "Yeah, I thought we were gonna find a secret girlfriend." Said Mineta disappointed.
   "Well, it's the damned nerd, what did you expect?" Kacchan said plainly.
   "Wait Bakubro, what does he have you as?" He glared at Kirishima, and said.
   "Isn't it obvious, he clearly has me as 'Kacchan' that all he ever calls me, like he's my bitch. 'Kacchan', 'Kacchan', 'Kacchan!' "
   "Well according to his contacts he has you as ... Sparky Sparky Boom Boom Man!?!" The class was started to laugh and Kacchan was harassing me like usual, grabbing me by my collar.
   "DEKU, WHAT THE HELL TYPE NAME IS THAT?!?" I silently said.
   "It's from The Last Airbender..." He violently let me go and let of someone steam.
   "Wait, who's this?" He showed me my contact saved as 'Daddy', I turned pale, they can't know!
   "What do you mean?" Kacchan grabbed my phone and read the contact and laughed.
   "Damn Deku, I didn't know you were kinky!" The whole class tuned in and I blushed.
   "I swear, i-it's not like that!" He just pushed me away and said.
   "Deku, for all the time I've regrettably known you, I have never seen your father." Mina perked up.
   "OooOooh~ Deku, you've got yourself a man?" I answered.
   "Yes but n-no, I-it's not like that I swear." I heard Todoroki lightly laugh.
   "Todoroki you too," I wanted to die and Mineta consoled me.
   "Hey, it's okay to be a little kinky, you know I have my kinks too." Sero laughed.
   "You're glad if a woman does anything to you." He shrugged.
   "Well, beggars can't be choosers." And then Kaminari and a marvelously horrible idea to ruin my life.
   "Hey, give me the phone for a sec." he asks.
   "What are you gonna do?" Asked Kiri.
    "A marvelous prank." He grabbed the phone and started texting.