↠ narrator's perspective // a few days before arrival of the new kid// nikki:: 4 years of age
With 30 minutes to spare, Nicolette had started to play a game of 'Slide Down the Stairs and Die' with her sister Jennifer. I swear these kids are even more deranged than my mother in law.
The girls are going to their 9 am gymnastics class and it won't be well since they already had bumped their tailbones four or five times. Ouch. But these dumb kids don't care at all because they feel like getting hurt is funny even though they feel a slight pain.
After fifteen minutes, the girls thought it was enough of their fuuuun (note the sarcasm in that word) game and decided to make noise and scream and run and shtuff (i ran out of breath god bless, heh) to annoy their lovely brother, Kris, who was still sleeping. Usually he would kill anyone who awoke him from his sleep.
Nikki and Jenn stopped after three minutes because Kris actually woke up and screamed, "sHUT UP YOU LITTLE TWATS OR I WILL TAKE YOUR FLACKEENG GAMEBOYS!!" ((a/n:guys guys calm down, a twat is a person who is being obnoxious or stupid because it is also used as a hooha, kay))
"Sorry!" The girls shouted back.
*miranda's voice* "Ya rite." Kris mumbled and went back to sleep.
Now the girls had 12 minutes to spare. They knew that their grandma, or babcia, also known as Grandma Odyette was awake. She lived right next door to them in a cute, modern cottage house. It wasn't too big nor too small. Nikki and Jen went to go say hi to their grandma but their grandma made them sit down.
"Nie, Nie babciu my mamy gimnastykę dzisiaj i my musimy wyjść za chwilę." ( No, No grandma we have gymnastics today and we have to leave soon. ) Jennifer told her grandma.
"Ahh, no gymnastic will vait(wait). I give you kielbasa and you full and rehdy(ready) for geemnastics(gymnastics), orite(alright)." Grandma Oddyette said i her cute, little french and polish highlander accent.
"But we can't-"
"Ale, ale,ale niema ale." ( But, but, but there is no but.) Grandma Oddyette cut off Nikki and a smug smile was on her mouth while she waddled over to the fridge.
She came back to the table with butter, cheese (cream cheese in specific), and kielbasa (a type of polish sausage).
"See look at this good stuff and tske the food on the table." Grandma Oddyette said.
And since Grandma Oddyette knew that Jennifer didn't eat enough sometimes she stuffed the kielbasa with the butter on top into her mouth. Grandma Oddyette always knows what's best *cue laughter with a bit of evilness to it*.
"Babcia, that has a bit of cholesterol in it." Nikki said.
"Ey, Shat(Shut) up." Grandma Odyette replied.
Soon after Jenn ate the food, the girls said bye to their grandma and said thanks.
They ran to their house to wash up their face and brush their teeth. They quickly got their stuff and stood by the front door and waited for their mom, Kalel. Kalel was finally ready and they left.
They arrived at the gym, taking them 14 minutes to reach their destination, only 3 minutes early.
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~ one and a half hours later ~ *the guy in spongebob voice*
The girls came back. Nikki went to go change and wash up a bit, while Jenn did the same in the other bathroom. Kris was playing on his gameboy. Kalel vacuuming the house and Jack (the dad if y'all forgot) was in the front yard cleaning up and doing the same in the back yard.
After six minutes, Nikki felt like doing a back flip off of the bed but then realized that that is a stupid idea and she might break her neck. But seriously, what the funk is wrong with this kid.
Jenn storms into the room a few seconds later climbs onto the desk and jumps off of it screaming, "iM SUPERRRRMAAAAN!!", landing on her bed horribly, then rolling off of her bed, falling on the floor on her butt with a loud thud.
Nikki just stares at her with the confused face with the one eyebrow up and Kris just walks past the rrom thinking to himself "thank god im normal". Yup, sure you are, Kris.
Kalel runs up to the room and screams at Jenn for doing such a dumb thing. Then she makes her sit on a chair with the ice pack under her butt and while she watches the tv.
Nikki just fall asleep on the couch to the sounds of the teenage mutant ninja turtles fighting that big rat thingy sheesh.
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A/N: HI GUYS SO I KNOW YOU ARE MAD THAT I DIDN'T UPDATE DURING THE BREAK BUT I UPDATED TODAY.
I THINK I MIGHT UPDATE TOMORROW OR ON WEDNESDAY SO YYAYAYAYAYAY FOR YOU GUYS
HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE UPDATE !!
:-)
farewell fellow unicorns and penguins
-joanna :-)
p.s i like smiley faces :-)
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Fanfiction"... to hear that my best friends were moving out, Mama, I am devastated. Who will play cops and robbers or play hopscotch with me? And who will take care of their dog, Princess?" the little five-year Nicolette, or also known as Nikki, said to her m...
