This chapter is dedicated to Jun-pyo for been the best. Always.
Akpos was in church when the pastor asked if anyone had a testimony to share. Suddenly a fat woman sitting next to Akpos climbed up the podium. "I have a testimony, I was traveling from Lagos to Kano and was on Whatsapp chatting with my sister in USA on my Samsung Galaxy X20when a Dangote trailer jammed my Range Rover 2020. The car somersaulted 12 times....". "Excuse me" Akpos interrupted. "You were in a life and death situation, yet you were counting how many times the car somersaulted?"
Authors Note
Hey guys, it's been a while. I am sorry for not updating for a long time now. You can punish me in anyway you think is right. BTW from now on I have an updating timetable. Huzzy out 😎
