DEAD HELPER

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Akpos lived near a cemetery and whenever a bike rider drops him off he would take cotton wool and insert it into his nose and began saying jargons then the unlucky bike rider would flee for his life without getting paid. This went on until one faithful night when Akpos met a hardened Igbo man. After dropping Akpos and asking for his money, Akpos brought out cotton wool and put them in his nose and began his jargons. "Oga you better pay me my money if not hmm"the okada rider warned,Akpos was taken aback then said "follow me let me ask my fellow dead people if they have change of 1000"the okada man followed Akpos into the graveyard. Akpos then knocked on a gravestone and said"Kwanme, you get change of 1000 make I give this guy" Suddenly a hand shot up and had two 500naira notes and said in a deep voice"Take abeg I wan sleep". Two pair of shoes were found at the time of gathering this report.
                  Authors Note
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