Everyone was excited because they had been given an assignment over the weekend to sell anything and share their experience with the rest of the class.
Teacher:John what did you sell?
John:(Comes to the teachers table and drops 500naira) I sold biscuits and gravy to the public.
Teacher:Good boy now, Kwanme what did you sell?
Kwanme:(Walks over to the teachers table and drops 2000naira)I sold magazines and kept the public informed on what was happening around them.
Teacher:Nice!, Akpos what did you sell?
Akpos:(Bounces over to the teachers table and drops 500000naira cash)
Teacher:(Shocked)How!!?
Akpos: Simple, I went to the busiest corner of town and set up a chip and dip stand and gave out free samples, then when everyone tastes it and asked ' this tastes just like shit ' then I'll answer ' That's because it is shit. You wan buy toothbrush and toothpaste'
Authors Note
Sorry about the late update I had to visit a friend of mine. ANYYYWAYYYSSSSSS Huzzy out 😎
