You've read the fuckin' title so let's fuckin' do this? You ready!? It's seven in the morning and I've drank- yet again- too much caffeine than I should and my fingers are fuckin' flying so let's do this shit.
1. "The man walked up to me, he had brown shaggy hair and blue eyes"
Fuckin' stop right there mate because Masky's hair is fuckING BLACK AND IT'S SHORT AND HE HAS DARK BROWN EYES AND OKAY JUST FUCKIN' SHUT YOUR TYPING
2. "He had a mask with feminine features"
This line is in every fucking fanfiction I shit you not okay you look yourself and take a fuckin' shot everytime you read this line you will be dead in a matter of minutes
3. "I-I'm sorry I-I h-h-have these annoying a-a-ass stutters m-my author's never w-watched Marble Hornets"
Hoodie never even fuckin' talks like shut the fuck up don't give him these fuckin annoying stutters
4. "Ahhh Masky-Senpai I'm so embarrassed!!!!!!!"
Stop making Hoodie the uke okay just fucking fuck off the earth if you make him do the blushies 24/7 Hoodie is a confident mother fucker and will fuck your girlfriend's girlfriend with so much fuckin' smooth ass confidence you'll ask him to do it again!
5. "It's okay Hoodie-Chan, allow me embrace you and erase all of your fears" *senpai sparkles*
Masky iS THE FuckinG blusher okay let me just fuckin tell you that he's got personality disorder and schizo fun and anxiety this bastard's been in a looney bin all his life Hoodie's been his only friend you expect him to be good with this social shit fuck off
6. "We're talking together and doing the same motions like we're in fucking Ouran Highschool Host Club"
Okay I like this but don't expect that they really do this
7. "GOD I FUCKING LOVE CHEESECAKE OMGGHSAKFDKNFDJALGDFJF"
Y'know what I'd love? Someone making a fanfiction where someone offers Masky cheesecake but he just smashes it out of their hands and screams, "I'M FUCKIN' LACTOSE INTOLERANT BITTCHCH!!!!!"
8. Hoodie and Masky are inseparable
Stop
9. Masky and Hoodie's medication are never mentioned!?!?!??!?!/1/11/1/1/!?!/1/1/11/1/1/1./
Masky and Hoodie have medication to keep themselves from falling under Slendy's love spell but no one ever mentions it?
10. Masky and Hoodie are always Masky and Hoodie
MASKY AND HOODIE ARE TIM AND BRIAN'S OTHER PERSONALITY BURH BRUUUHH THEY CHANGE BACK EVERY NOW AND THEN WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS MASKY AND HOODIE WHAT HAPPENED
11. Hoodie is alive and no one ever mentions his death
It's like us fans of Masky and Hoodie just totally blocked that shit out and their just, "LOL NOPOPPETIME TO WRITE FANFICTION WHERE THEY GET MARRIED AND HAVE BTTYFUL BABIES!"
12. Masky and Hoodie have Youtube channels but no one ever has them making videos
can you imagine though like when they were making videos for TTA, "Dude, dude, Masky stand right there it'll look so cool next to that broken TV"
"Idk Hoodie that sounds pretty fuckin' stupid and what do our videos even fuckin mean"
"gerd dammt Masky stop your fucking bitching"
13. There was this stranger stalking me while I was being emo and walking through the woods and he walked up to me and I thought he was going to kill me but instead he said"Wow ur rly cute wanna be my gf?"
SHIT THISACTUALLY HAPPEN DON'T FUCKIN IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA FUCKIN STOP IF THEY THINK YOU'RE CUTE JESSUS THE TIMES I'VE READ THIS
14. When Masky is skinny and pale
shut
15. When Hoodie has black hair and blue eyes
sHIT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS EXACT COLOR EYES BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING BLUE
16. When Hoodie's mask is really his face
I'm not even gonna fuckin' explain
17. When Hoodie's name is Charlie
WHERE THE FUCK DID CHARLIE EVEN COME FROM!?
18. No one ever mentions Skully
19. No one ever mentions Jessica
20. No one ever mentions Alex
21. No one ever mentions Jay
22. No one ever mentions Alex's rock
23. No one ever mentions Tim's seizures
24. No one ever let's Tim pursue his smoking habit
25. No one ever grazes upon Tim's luscious sideburns
26. WHEN IN GRAPHIC FANFICTIONS MASKY'S GIVEN SOME SHITTY ASS SWEATER SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT ON HIM
27. Toby x Masky fanfiction is a sin [EDIT: DRAWED BACK INTO SEMI SIN CATEGORY/IE: IT DEPENDS ON HOW HOW YOU WORK THE FANFICTION]
28. Jeff the Killer x Masky fanfiction is a sin
29. Eyeless Jack x Masky fanfiction is sin
30. Slenderman x Masky fanfiction is a sin
31. Jane the Killer x Masky fanfiction is a sin
32. Creepypasta crossover fanfiction is a sin
33. HOODIE NEVER GETS FANFICTION OTHER THAN WITH MASKY!?
34. WHERE IS THE JAY X MASKY FANFICTION
35. When they give Hoodie a robotic voice
36. Masky or Hoodie goes crazy murderous in fanfiction
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They're already in their crazy murderous fucking shit thing>?>?>?>?>?>?
What sort of in loop shit is this!?
37. Hoodie is the sarcastic dip shit
Ya ok fuck off
38. Masky always has something up his ass (emotionally)
Okay so yeah I get it if something pisses him off but when he's at it 24/7 just no stfu Tim stop being a fuckin' bitch
39. The mask moves along with Masky's emotions
40. The mask moves along with Hoodie's emotions
I do not thing you understand the concept of inanimate objects
41. Masky cuts himself cliché
42. When Masky's a teenage
HE'S IN HIS LATE TWENTIES
43. When Hoodie's a teenager
HE'S IN HIS LATE TWENTIES
44. When you make them cuter than they actually are
Okay Brian and Tim can be pretty fuckin' cute don't even lie to me you look at the audition entry and fuck look at that cute ass lil' smile and Tim just awkwardly shifting in the back holyshit but okay here me out here: THEY'RE NOT FUCKIN' SCHOOL GIRLS THEY'RE COLD HEARTED ASSHOLES STOP MAKING THEM CUTER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE
45. Stop making them sleep in the same bed
46. Stop making them sleep in the same room
47. When they think Hoodie's a girl
Fuck well you're sure in for a surprise once that skirt flies up
Double fuck this is a lot more work than I thought it was I'll make another part when I feel like it
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101 Things Wrong with Masky & Hoodie Fanfiction
RandomWHEN THERE'S A REALLY FUCKY FANFICTIONA ND YOU JUST WANNA YELLLLLLLLLL SO HERE'S ME YELLING ABOUT 101 DIFFERENT THINGS
