101 Things Wrong with Masky & Hoodie Fanfiction

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48. They're just fuckin out an about killing bitches

Uhm yes okay I can see how you kinda got the fact that they try to kill people but the only fucking person they try to kill is Alex they clearly try to fuckin save Jessica. Why? Because they're the heroes of the story

they're this super cool group that goes around and tries to save people from Alex the fuck up but nope everyone has to make them out as bad guys 

49. M-Preg 

Look, y'know what's awesome? 

Trans headcanons 

I'd be super cool if we had a ftm fanfiction with Masky or Hoodie 

But y'know what's a nah moment? 

When Masky and Hoodie are cis males aND ONE OF THEM GETS PREGNANT BECAUSE THE OTHER DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PULL OUT

IF YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE CHILDREN MAKE THEM ADOPT OR SOMETHING JFC I

50. When Masky is just this sophisticated fuck

what 

51. When the author's self insert themselves as a  supporting character so they can marry Jeff the Killer and have beautiful babies with him 

I don't even mind self inserts but at least giev a good explanation why you're there other than "I KILT PPL UND NOW ME UND JEFFAY HAVE BUTIFEL BABIES BCUS WEER TEH SAMME XD LOIL!!"

52. A werewolf hybrid cyberghost 

I was reading a Masky x Hoodie fanfiction earlier because I'm a fuck up. This is a sentence that was in there. I'll just leave it at that. 

52. Everyone can understand Masky fine and clear with that stupid ass mask on 

Story time 

Thanks to being a MH and Mirror Mask freak I've got this hobby of making masks.

Most of my masks are made from the same cheap ass plastic material that Masky has, and let me tell you, when you try to talk, your voice is muffled as fucking fuck. I swear to god I'm like fucking Kenny from mother fucking South Park with the

*muffle muffle muffle* 

"Wtf did they just say?"

"They said you're a little bitch" 

It's a miracle some people can actually make out what I say after the second repeat. 

So how the fuck does everyone understand Masky under that god damn mask from Micheal's!?

It's this like the Coco's case form Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends?? 

?????????????????????????

53. Doing all of this Matrix shit while having their masks on 

Back to story time 

Conventions and a person with SAD are a lot easier when they can just hide under a blanket and still enjoy everything. Luckily I have masked characters I can cosplay as. 

My average stay at conventions are probably around six hours. Do you realize how much walking around that is? And keep in mind that I'm only walking. 

Just a little bit ago I went to a convention cosplaying as Eyeless Jack. It wasn't even a full hour yet and I was feeling light headed as shit and could barely breathe. Luckily, since I've been wearing masks for years now, I've found a method to breathe a certain way to make it easier

But that method doesn't work with a mask like Hoodie's!

Since it's fucking cloth, every twenty to thirty minutes I gotta travel to the bathroom to take  a breather like an old woman who had thirteen  children and has to wear diapers cause they piss themselves so much 

SO TELL ME FANFICTION WRITERS HOW ARE MASKY AND HOODIE WEARING THIS SHIT NON STOP, TACKLING BITCHES AND KILLING CHILDREN WITH STILL BREATH TO SPARE 

GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS