ZaDr Drabble Collection

The Sexiest Prank Ever: More Human

In the Hi Skool boys locker room before gym class, Zim climbs up onto one of the old wooden benches and clears his throat loudly.
"Ahem!" The Irken coughs, glancing around. The other guys look at him, rather annoyed.
"What?" One of the jocks asks, obviously irritated. Zim glares at him.
"The mighty Zim requires some new underwe-aeir! Where might I acquire a pair?!" He announces, looking around. Dib face palms as a dark red blush spreads across his face.
"Z-Zim, you don't ask stuff like that!" Dib mutters. Zim points a finger at him.
"Silence, Dib-human!" The alien commands. The more athletic guys snicker and one parts from the group.
"Hey, green dude." The guys says, suppressing laughter. Zim turns swiftly to face him.
"Eh?" Zim replies, raising an nonexistent eyebrow. The guys snicker.
"You, um, haha, um can get some really nice underwear at this store in the mall. It's called PINK." Everyone busts out laughing and Dib shakes his head slowly. This is humiliating!
"Very well!" Zim says, hopping down from the bench. "I shall go purchase some!" He proceeds out the door, and Dib hurries after him, putting on his shirt as he walks.
"Wait!" The lanky teen calls out. Zim turns his head as he walks.
"No can do, Dib-stink. Zim needs to be more human!" He then disappears around the corner.
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Dib chases the alien all the way to the mall. He loses track and Zim manages to get to the store. When he walks in, he looks curiously at all of the different lingerie. The girls at the check out counter whisper to each other. One of them nods and walks over to Zim.
"May I help you?" She asks as politely as possible. Zim smiles.
"Oh, yes!" The Irken replies cheerfully. "Zim is searching for some underweaiiiirrr." The lady smiles and helps him. After a few minutes, Dib hurries in, shielding his eyes with his arm.
(He's too gay for ladies' lingerie. Haha.)
"Have any of you seen a short, green guy?" He asks. Zim glances at him with a grin.
"HI, DIB! DO YOU LIKE THESE?!" Zim asks, holding up a pair of lacy, hot pink panties. Dib blushes. The lady looks at Zim.
"I think that's a 'yes'. Just let me wrap this up for you and you can show your, um, boyfriend?" Zim nods proudly and she walks off. Dib can feel his black skinny jeans getting tighter and tighter. He immediately yanks his shirt of his bulge.
"I-I'll be in the bathroom!" He announces and rushes off.