Ron: hey Dipsy, check out my mood lamp
Dipsy: what does it do?
Ron: touch it! it tells you what mood you're in
Dipsy: * touches lamp*
* lamp turns purple*
Dipsy: what's that supposed to mean?
Ron: * looks at directions*
purple means horny
Ron: uhhhhh
Dipsy: * takes off shirt*
Ron: * runs away screaming*
