( warning: lots of swear words so I'ma not censor it) ( mostly going to be about le kids)
all: * dancing around* shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!! you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!! * continue singing and dancing*
Noo Noo: * opens the door*
all: * stop and sit down in their seats*
Noo Noo: * walks in and closes the door behind him* okay children, let's take our seats, we have a lot to learn today. we sure do mister hat- * talking to the voice in his head*
Noo Noo: okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. what's five times two?
all: * silent*
Noo Noo: come on children, don't be shy. just give it your best shot.
Ruby: * holds up paw*
Noo Noo: yes Ruby?
Ruby: twelve?
Noo Noo: okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Ruby: * crying*
Noo Noo: anyone? come on don't be shy.
Beau: I think I know the answer, Mr. Noo Noo!
Eric: * mocks him*
Beau: SHUT IT SLUT!!
Ruby: ; 3 ;
Eric: hey! don't call me a fucking slut you fucking jew!!
Noo Noo: Eric! did you just say the F word?!
Eric: jew?
Beau: no! he's talking about fuck! don't say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!!
Noo Noo: BEAU!
Eric: why the fuck not!?
Noo Noo: ERIC!!
Keith: dude you just said fuck again!!
Noo Noo: KEITH!!!
Solemn: { fuck} ( { is sign lauguage)
Noo Noo: SOLEMN!!!!
Eric: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anybody! fuck fuckity fuck fuck!!
Noo Noo: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR!?
Eric: how would you like to suck my balls?
all: * gasp*
Noo Noo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Eric: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. actually what I said was * pulls out microphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. NOO NOO?
Noo Noo: * speachless*
Keith: holy shit dude.
Beau, Solemn, Eric, Keith: * sitting in the counselor's office*
Shadow: well I must say I'm very dissapointed in you boys, you should be ashamed of yourselves. I've already called in your mothers and fathers.
Beau: YOU CALLED MY DAD!?
Shadow: that's right!
Beau: HOLY SHIT DUDE!!
Eric: Mr. Shadow, can I ask you a question?
Shadow: go ahead
Eric: what's the big fucking deal bitch!?
Keith: yeah!?
Shadow: ugh! I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities?
Keith: nowhere 7 3 7
Beau: uh we heard them from Mr. Noo Noo a few times before.
Solemn: { yeah}
Shadow: boys, I seriously doubt that Mr. Noo Noo said " eat penguin shit you ass spelunker"
all four: * laughing*
Ron, Walten, White, and Anne: * all of a sudden walk in*
Keith: uh oh- ; 3 ;
Shadow: thank you all for coming on such a short notice.
Walten: this isn't just like you, Beau
White: what did my son say? the S word?
Shadow: no sis, it's worse then that
White: the F word?!
Solemn: ; 3 ; { he's in trouble}
Shadow: here's a shortlist of what they've been saying * gives Walten a piece of paper*
Walten: * reads the list*
the other three read it too
the boys: ; 3 ;
Anne: oh dear god...
Walten: what the heck is a rimjob?
Ron: oh um, that's when you put your legs behind your head and you have someone-
Anne: * covers Ron's mouth* don't finish that sentence
Beau: * gets up* * grabs Solemn* RUN!
the boys: * make a run for it*
