( none of this is true-)
Dipsy: * watching tv and eating cereal* * phone rings* * picks it up* hello?
???: hello Dipsy...
Dipsy: who dis?
???: ah, ah, ah. I ask the questions here...
Dipsy: this Tinky?
???: no... tell me Dipsy-
Dipsy: this Laa Laa?
???: no. do you wanna play a game?
Dipsy: oh, no thanks. * hangs up* * phone rings again* * picks it up* hello?
???: sorry Dipsy, you can't say no to a game, that you're already playing...
Dipsy: okay
???: and I'll know if you're cheating Dipsy... because I'm watching you now!
Dipsy: okay
???: and because I'm there, I'll let you put some shorts on before we start
Dipsy: * not wearing pants* I'm good
???: I'm not asking!!
Dipsy: okay * puts on shorts*
???: tell me Dipsy... what's your biggest fear?
Dipsy: d*ck falls off
???: ..............
Dipsy: ; v ;
???: * sighs* but I bet you also fear death, and if you lose my game, your pretty little throat will get slit!
Dipsy: hehe slit
???: turn the patio light on...
Dipsy: okay * walks over to the patio*
???: there's something I want you to see...
Dipsy: * turns on front door light*
???: no, the patio light...
Dipsy: okay * turns on light behind him*
???: the patio light...
Dipsy: * turns on kitchen light*
???: oh my god... your grilfriend's head is out there!
Dipsy: I don't have a girlfriend
???: then who is Ron?
Dipsy: oh, we just f*****- plus he's a boy
???: ; - ;
door bell rings
???: ah, the pizza's here Dipsy... better answer the door!
Dipsy: lit! * puts phone on couch* * walks to the front door*
???: strange how you didn't order pizza... hello?
Dipsy: * opens door*
pizza guy: * gasping for air* * holding pizza*
Dipsy: * takes pizza* thanks!
pizza guy: * dying*
Dipsy: * closes door behind him*
???: shame what happened to the pizza guy, but now you know the game is real and the stakes are-
Dipsy: * just eating pizza*
???: Dipsy get a plate...
Dipsy: * still eating*
???: you're eating pizza over your white couch and rug, and I know you're going to split it- there's one under the pizza box
Dipsy: okay * moves pizza box* * pizza falls on the floor* * grabs plate*
???: ; < ;
Dipsy: got it
???: * poofs out of nowhere in front of him* hello Dipsy
Dipsy: hold up * holding phone still* hello?
???: no Dipsy, I'm the person who was on the phone-
Dipsy: * throws phone away behind him* oh, what up?
???: you might remember me Dipsy... we grew up together. you called me every name in the book except my own, Ferguson Toddle
Dipsy: oh, nice to meet you
whatever his name is-: we've meet-
Dipsy: ; v ;
I'ma just call him Toddle: all through middle school you tormented me, teased me, you made my life a living hell!!
Dipsy: oh my bad
Toddle: YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!
Dipsy: I'm sorry ; v ;
Toddle: MY SISTER!!
Dipsy: oh word-
Toddle: MY MOTHER!!!
Dipsy: she good? ; v ;
Toddle: my hatred towards you grew in me like a cancer, a cancer that rotted- are you watching tv?
Dipsy: " Ridiculousness" ; 3 ;
Toddle: Dipsy, do you understand what going on?
Dipsy: safety-
Toddle: I'm going to kill you Dipsy!
Dipsy: oh no thanks
Toddle: oh, I'm afraid you don't have choice * pulls out knifo*
Dipsy: * eats pizza* ; 3 ;
Toddle: game over Dipsy!- * accidentally slips on a slice of pizza and accidentally stabs himself*
Dipsy: ; 3 ;
Toddle: * slowly dying* game... over Dipsy- * ded*
Dipsy: okay
