Me: hey It's nice to meet you-
Noo Noo: this world is imperfect...
Me: but-
Noo Noo: if only I could wipe away the impurities
me: anybody else listening?
Noo Noo: to make it as beautiful as me!
a few hours later of playing
Walten: GaSp! NoO nOo? It WaS YoU bEhInD aLl ThIs!!?
Noo Noo: it was I! my machinations lay undetected for years!
Me: ಠ_ಠ