Tinky being a dad

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Tinky: Beau! where are you baby?

Tinky: dad wants to go home and get drun- go to sleep


Dipsy: * just standing there*

Tinky: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON BEAU?!

Dipsy: nu


Tinky: the fathers adrenaline is kicking in!! BEAU!!!!!


Tinky: I can see every equation!! * points to a strange math problem in the sky*


Tinky: * runs over to Anne and Solemn* excuse me ma'am, have you seen my son? he's about this tall, clearly gay for him * points to Solemn* but we haven't had the talk yet!


Tinky: BEAU ARE YOU IN THERE?! * jumps into garbage can* BEAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tinky: lucks beginning to turn- * drinks cup of coffee* * spits it out* WHO THE F*CK PUT SOY MILK IN COFFEE!?


Tinky: * runs up to Shadow* DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY SON IS?!

Shadow: no-

Tinky: DO YOU!? * pulls out gun*


Tinky: BEAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU!??? * running around*


Tinky: I'LL LET YOU DO DRUGS!!!!! I'm gonna have a stroke-


Tinky: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER!?


Laa Laa: * on the phone* I'll be in town next week for-

Tinky: * runs in and breaks her phone* *SSHOLE! TELL ME WHERE MY SON IS OR I'LL-

Beau: * walks in* what the hell are you doing dad?

Tinky: ...


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