The Egg Fleet emerged from the clouds and got into positions, Eggman watched his army of robots swarm the sky and laughed.
Eggman: HOHOHOHOHO! Those heroes stand no chance!
Xeggy: This is quite the armada, doctor... Impressive.
Wario-Man: Wahaha! Oh, these heroes really stand no chance! We have a massive fleet!
Eggman: Care to come along with me, you two? I want to see how Mecha Sonic performs in battle.
Xeggy: Very well. I have a certain jackal to meet, anyways.
Wario-Man: So do I, my evil beauty. Let's go and make this jackal pay for what he did to us in the past.
Xeggy: Right!
In the city, Smesh and Cristina finished clearing out a crowd of Soldiers of Dark and cheered.
Smesh: Yes!
Cristina: That's what you get, you bunch of freaks! Serving Shadownova does you no good!
Smesh: ...
Cristina: Is something wrong, sweetie?
Smesh: No, just... Sad that Shadownova's returned. I thought he would learn the first time...
???: Well, our leader does not give up so easily.
Cristina: Eh?
Mecha Infinite landed in front of the couple and unsheathed the Mecha's Death Blade.
Smesh: Wha?!
Cristina: Oh, goddammit! Another one of these robots pretending to be Infinite?
Eggman hovered above Mecha Infinite with Xeggy and Wario-Man in his Egg Mobile.
Eggman: Hohohoho! Oh, you two are so dead!
Smesh: Oh, well look who it is! It's that sad faker pretending to be Meggy, and her fatass boyfriend!
Wario-Man: HEY!
Cristina: Good one, Smeshie!
Smesh: Heh heh, thanks. *Smiles*
Wario-Man: Hmm... Say, should we give Smesh the Corruption treatment once we kill him?
Smesh: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Cristina growled and stood in front of Smesh.
Cristina: Over my dead body.
Xeggy: Hmm... Nah, I don't think he'd be capable of much. The only thing he would be capable of is humping an Inkling Meggy body pillow.
Smesh: D:
Cristina: D:
Wario-Man: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, get owned, you little bastard!
Smesh turned completely red out of embarrassment and covered his face.
Xeggy: Yeah, cry! Cry like the little coward you are-
A ball of ice flew past Smesh and hit Xeggy, freezing her in place.
Wario-Man: Wah?!
Jacqueline: Pick on someone else, ya big bully!
Cristina: Jackie!
Jacqueline: Hey, Cristina. Also, I'm not alone...
Smesh: Hmm?
Red mist filled the air, as Scarlett emerged from the ground with the Ruby's Edge in hand.
Scarlett: They dare endanger the Multiverse again...? Such foolishness...
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The Rise of Armageddon
FanfictionA decade after the many brutal and hard events the heroes fought through with bravery and strength, things have been pretty peaceful these past few years, and nothing has gone wrong, until one fateful day, a day that would make history. Darkness ris...
