Chapter 4: Android Parade

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Luna: Dad!

Infinite: Huh? Oh, hey Luna. Is something wrong?

Luna: Y-yeah... I've just found a huge pile of dead Jackals, Star Children, and lots of burning military vehicles nearby...

Infinite: Take me there, now!

Luna: R-right! 

Crystal: Right behind you, honey! Come along, Comet!

Comet: Coming, mom!

Smesh: Mind if we hop along, bestie?

Infinite: Of course not, now let's get going.

Luna directed the group towards the devastation, unaware of something watching them.

Cell Junior: ...Hehehehehe...

Cristina: Huh? Did anyone else hear that?

Jacqueline: Hmm? No, I didn't hear anything. 

Cristina: *Shrugs* Must be my imagination. 

Smesh: *Whistling* 

???: *Evil chuckle*

Smesh: Wot?

Something suddenly came out of nowhere and pulled Smesh into an alleyway without anyone else seeing.

Smesh: AH, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Cristina: Smesh?

Luna: And here we are- Wait, what's wrong?

Infinite: Guys...? Look at the buildings around us...

Crystal: What- OH, JESUS CHRIST!!!

On the rooftops of all of the buildings surrounding the heroes, there was multiple Cell Juniors ready to pounce and attack.

Cristina: O_O

Jacqueline: Uhhh, what the fuck are those things?

Infinite: Oooohhhh, fook. It's Cellception- 

The Cell Juniors yelled and started to attack the group of heroes.

Luna: EEK!!! GET THESE FREAKY MIDGETS AWAY!!!

Cell Junior 1: EHEHEHEHE!!!

Jacqueline: *Burns two of the Cell Juniors to ashes*

Cell Junior 2/3: Fook.

Comet: Hold on, where did Uncle Smesh go? D:

Infinite: Wait, what?

Cristina: Smesh?!

Smesh got impaled against the wall by his attacker, followed by having one of his eyes clawed out.

Smesh: GAH!!! W-who are you...?! 

Sonic.exe: *Walks out of the shadows and opens his eyes* Hello, would you like to play with me?

Smesh: NOTHANKS!!! O~O"

Sonic.exe: ...I have an idea... How about Hide and Seek?

Smesh: I SAID NO-

Sonic.exe grabbed Smesh and teleported him into his hellish dimension.

Smesh: Ohhh, great... Now I gotta get through all of this scary shit...

Back with the others, they continued to fight off the Cell Juniors and take them down one by one.

Infinite: Die, you weird freaks!

Luna: *Cuts a Cell Junior in half*

Cell Junior 3: *Sr Pelo scream*

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