Minecraft Youtuber Oneshots

Dirtied Fox

Requested by: Alexis_moontalons

Request(though in my words, m'sorry): Fundy takes a walk in the woods for sweet berries(and to play with foxes-) and comes out looking like basically some walking dirt. Wilbur grabs a bunch of people to help him clean his furry son.

A i g h t, so please know I... don't really watch Wilbur's content too much? Like I've seen a video or two. I mainly just get the Wilbur content from uh... well when he pops up in other people's streams. Like Tommy's and Fundy's. (and also from some fanfics I read-). Fundy I know more about but still... they might be a bit ooc, forgive me for dat! (along with some others that appear :p)

(Also i do not really swear. Both with just talking and in my writing. I am s o r r y but swears will be censored.)
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Fundy picked the last sweet berry he spotted and put it in his pockets. He grinned happily and patted one of his fox friends, he'd nicknamed this one Willow, on her head. He'd been out there for a while, playing with the foxes and picking some sweet berries. He then started heading out, and back to L'manberg.

What the furry didn't realize was how dirty he'd gotten. He basically looked like some of the earth with some sticks poking out had come alive and started walking about. He would probably have to deal with that but for now Fundy just wanted to get to his house.

He then bumped into Wilbur who just looked at him like he'd seen a ghost. Fundy just blinked confused, why was Wilbur looking at him like that?

"What the actual f*ck," Wilbur murmured. He just looked Fundy up and down, trying to figure out what had happened to his 'son'.

"What the- why are you examining me!?" Fundy exclaimed before blinking as the older basically started dragging him. "Wilbur, what-"

He got an annoyed response, "How did you even manage to get this dirty?!" Fundy blinked and looked himself over. He started to notice he was quite a bit more dirty then he originally thought he had been. Yeah, he looked like a mess.

Fundy sputtered out a response, "I-I... I don't even f*cking know." He just groaned in annoyance, "It's going to take me forever to clean up!"

"Yeah, we're grabbing all of L'manberg," Wilbur said seriously. Fundy just blinked surprised, "You...you're joking, right?"

"Nope, I'm being serious," Wilbur said, "You are a huge mess, right now, son," Fundy sighed a bit at the word 'son', "I am helping you but not without anybody else."

Fundy gave him a look, "How are you going to convince any of them to help out? Especially Tommy."

"I am the president, I think I'll be able to force 'em somehow," Wilbur said, shrugging. Fundy just nodded in defeat. "I might also grab Ponk and Purpled..."

"Ok, how!?"

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"THE ACTUAL F*CK, FUNDY!?!" Tommy shouted, looking at the mess the fox was. Tubbo was also looking at the fox with surprise.

"How did you even manage to do this to yourself?!" Tubbo questioned, still just trying to comprehend what he was looking at. Fundy just shrugged, honestly having no answer for Tubbo.

Tommy shook his head and looked at Wilbur, "How're we going to even be able to clean him up?"

"Well I'll be grabbing more help but you three can get started if you'd like," Wilbur said.

The younger just shook his head, "Nope. If we're being forced to do this, I'll wait before I even try to clean up this mess of a fursuit."

"It's not a fursuit," Fundy grumbled, glaring at Tommy. Said teen just stuck his tongue out at the furry as Wilbur walked off to get more help. As he did so, Tubbo started getting water buckets. Better be ready to clean the nightmare that was Fundy.

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Wilbur grabbed Niki and Thunder next. Along with also pulling Ponk and Purpled over. They all just looked at the mess Fundy was in and saw Tommy and Tubbo just grabbing water buckets... and the already big pile of buckets.

"Uh... Tommy, Tubbo, you sure we need that many water buckets?" Purpled questioned as Ponk started counting the buckets.

Tommy shook his head, "Purpled I don't think we even have enough." He pointed to the still dirtied Fundy and the older nodded.

"You know, Tommyinnit, you are right," Purpled said, grabbing one empty bucket and going to fill it.

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It took them a while. The twigs were quite the annoyance, especially the ones that were really tangled in somehow. Fundy felt like they almost pulled out his fur once or twice. There were water buckets flooded on him, he was glad he could take off his DIY jacket which he would take care of himself, along with some scrubbing.

"Fundy, I'm pretty sure we could make this a new world record," Tommy grumbled annoyed.

Fundy snickered a little bit, "What, the most dirtied fox?" Tommy nodded a little bit.

He then groaned, "How is it even possible to be this dirty, what were you even doing?!"

"Picking Sweet Berries and playing with the foxes in the forest," Fundy mumbled. The others picked it up though

"Fundy... the actual f*ck. What, do you think playing is throwing dirt all over yourself?!" Tommy shouted.

Tubbo then asked, "I'm honestly curious about some of the activities you did."

Fundy shrugged, "Some tag, hide and seek, scaring the tourists."

"Wait, is that why I heard George scream like a little girl?" Ponk questioned, Fundy nodded and the L'manberg people laughed a little bit.

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When they all finished cleaning Fundy up and went their separate ways, the fox took his usual attire from Wilbur.

"We should... probably grow some sweet berries around here," Wilbur muttered. Fundy nodded in agreement, grabbing his dirty outfit and taking some berries out of it.

"I'll get to it," he told the president before handing him half the berries he picked, "Give those around, almost like payment."

Wilbur nodded a little bit, before patting Fundy on his head, "Thank you Fundy. Now, let's try not to get that dirty again, alright?"

"...I'll try," Fundy grumbled, while Wilbur chuckled a bit and walked off. The fox sighed a bit, shaking his head. He may not really play along with Wilbur and this 'father son' act he tries to do, he was glad Wilbur cared for him.

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Hoo boy, I hope this is oki! Sorry this took a while got in a bit of a writer's block. Kinda why I don't do requests. I feel sort of pressured to write stories quickly so people get well.. the requested stories. The ship one will be out later there's just not a lot of video content with a6d and Sapnap that I can find.

Anyways...
Seeing what I said at the end of the last chapter...

Ahem Vote or else I'll uh... hmm... destroy your eardrums? Wait how is dat even possible in a book-