Super....Normal?

The Heroes

Disclaimer: you know DC owns the Justice League and I own the OCs.

Robert POV

I go on a tour of an Asian country I have no idea the name of, and next thing I know I'm being attacked by a Giant F*cking Robot that shoots lasers.

Me: "Oh For Crying out Loud I Was Trying To Write a report For Crying Out Loud!!!"

Oh, and it's currently shooting at me for some reason while trying to walk over me while I'm running, and screaming, and getting close calls. And Green Arrow's well, arrows, aren't helping!!! As it gets ready to blast me again I suddenly feel Someone grab me and fly me to safety, with the resulting impact causing me to black out for a moment before blinking a few times getting my sight back seeing a...Super...Girl?

Me: "Um thanks.....miss?"

???: "Supergirl! I'm...Supergirl."

Me: "Well thanks Supergirl, and you might want to know that the giant robot is aiming right at us."

She turns and launches at it punching it in the face several times, wait a second, if She's Supergirl she might have the same weaknesses as Superman, superman has always taken damage from electricity, magic, kryptonite anything...and nuclear anything which releases a massive amount of...oh crap...

Me: "Hey Supergirl! Be Careful Around that thing! It's Radiation is Ionizing! It'll Sap your Powers!!!!"

I need to find a way to stop the radiation from possibly killing her...so think think think think, what can stop radiation, I think a 5 inch thick suit of solid concrete is out...but Iodine and am old pigment which I have none of that, I don't think she can create a layer of ozone, so I think a high density material like Carbon! Yes! Now I need something with high concentration of carbon might work...coal might work. So I need coal, wait why am I suddenly helping her, then I realize, my backpack has a chunk of 75% pure iodine in it and coal in it for a fire and it's also, not on my back. It's in between the legs of the giant f*ckin robot.

Me: "For Crying out loud."

I slide down on the side of the wall of the area I was up on and run. Toward my backpack and dive at it narrowly missing getting stomped on and I run away again as it started chasing me again as I unzip the pocket pulling out the chunk of Iodine and my secret weapon and toss my backpack to the side and I grab an arrow from green arrow's quiver, I'm gonna need this in a second and I manage to get to higher ground and write a quick note and take my secret weapon and it opens into it's original form, with it's unbreakable bowstring appearing from blue flames as I nock the arrow with a piece of the iodine tied to it and I aim towards Supergirl who's still recovering and fire it hitting the ground beside him as it returns to handle form.

Me: "Oh. I forgot that I get one shot from the bow or I pass out a day."

I then see the thing ready to blast me and I jump down getting nicked by it and slamming into the ground rather painfully and the robot hitting the ground not to far from me.

Me: "Yipes!"

I manage to get back some putting my bow in my pocket and Green Arrow pulls me away and I follow willingly.

Green Arrow: "How'd you make that shot earlier? I'd need more time to do it myself."

Me: "Magic bow, one shot a day, Run!"

(Author's Note: what you think I'd make him completely defenseless

We dive to the side at it blasts both of us sending us flying with a carbon rod falling from Green Arrow's quiver that I grab along with him and we keep running to higher ground, both of us winded when we get up there and I break it in half and use a shoelace that I'm carrying to tie half to an arrow that I toss to Green Arrow pulling my bow out and we both take aim with my half being magically transformed into a pure carbon arrow and as the smoke clears and we shoot at it, both hitting the core as everything goes black. I wake up strapped to a table.

Me: "What the!?!?"

Then I fall out of bed.