Robert POV
Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG BBBBBBAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTMMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm currently falling from the sky because batman launched me from the jet we were in, then I'm caught by a tornado and Longshadow, who sets me on the ground as Shifter turns into a tiger breaking the seatbelt holding me to the chair, and I pass out from the Adrenaline, when I wake up I'm in a large room on a couch, and I notice a bandage on my arm as I setup.
Me: "Son of a bitch someone got a blood sample."
Wind Dragon: "So your the new guy from the Justice League."
Me: "I also think I'm technically all you people's father."
Downpour: "That's impossible."
Me: "I'll prove it. All I need is a computer and my....flash.... MOTHERFUCKER! SOMEONE STOLE MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!"
I get up, only for a blast of electricity to knock me out, and I wake up strapped to a bed.
Me: "Ow. Who fried me."
Then a large woman walks in, and by large I don't mean tall.
Me: "Why is it I wake up this morning to my hot girlfriend and now I'm waking up to a fatass."
I look past her fat ass best I can and see Longshadow, hopefully he's listening.
?????: "You might want to watch the tongue boy."
Me: "My tongue is in my mouth how can I watch it."
?????: "I can have you-"
Me: "Arrested? For what? I was brought into the building unconcious so I didn't break and enter, I was falling from the sky so you can't say I was disturbing the peace, I also haven't committed any crime at all. So go ahead, arrest an innocent 16 year old who has no criminal record and hasn't smoked, drank or done drugs in his whole life. See how much trust you get from your boss then. Also you can't frame me because I have an alabi for everything up to when I was tazed earlier. Oh wait, I have an alabi for that too. So it seems like I've got you stuck BBIIITCH! Now can we talk like civilized people without you trying to threaten me with the laws I had to study last night."
I smile smugly at her as she looks pretty pissed, and she has Soldiers undo my wrist straps and I sit up itching my nose.
Me: "So, you know my name, it's only kind to get yours because I can take this to court if I have to, so I've got a bit of leverage in this situation. And tell them to get the guns from my head we're just talking. And I die, you've got about 3 minutes before all of my genetic material goes...well....boom."
Amanda: "Fine. I'm Amanda Waller. The head of project cadmus."
Me: "nice to officially meet the second heaviest pain in my ass so far, now I'd like the blood you illegally drew back."
The Soldiers pull their guns back standing at attention.
Me: "Now explain to me why you created the Ultimen from my DNA."
Amanda: "It was to test the limits of cloning technology to create-"
Then pain shoots through my head and I hear that voice again.
LIES!!
Me: "We both know your lying do spill it. I believe I have a right to know since you kidnapped me and stole my grandpa's dog tag which is my property."
Amanda: "We wanted expendable weapons to use on the Justice League."
Me: "So, that's all human life is to you, expendable. People are just tools for you to break as you see fit and disgards, wow, and I thought the joker was bad, but you make him look sane. Your worse than the threats you claim to be defending against and preparing for."
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