Super....Normal?

Poisionus Doc

Robert POV

Me: "ugg, what happened I feel like a donkey's ass when it's somehow got diarrhea and is simultaneously super constipated."

Wonder Woman: "Clever choice of words."

Me: "With the pain I'm in I don't care about what comes from my mouth. All I care about is being able to get adjusted to it and make it to school on time."

Wonder Woman hands me an aspirin and a glass of water before sitting next to me, and I immediately down the aspirin and water.

Wonder Woman: "Don't worry about that, I signed the absent paper for today you'll be fine."

Me: "Thanks. Why is it your here instead of, you know, a doctor?"

Wonder Woman: "Because they're all busy studying some tissue samples from you before they Destroy themselves."

Me: "Makes sense."

I set up rubbing my head because it still feels like I got kicked in the face by a horse.

Wonder Woman: "So what exactly is it about you that's so attractive to Supergirl?"

I immediately jump at what she said.

Me: "You-"

Wonder Woman: "I know. It's not hard to tell with how comfortable you are around each other, and with how she looks at you."

Me: "So that obvious huh? I don't know, all I know is one day she's saving my life and I'm helping her with a giant robot, the next she's kissing me and then we're dating. All I know is she felt butterflies in her chest and unhappy when she was away from me for too long."

Wonder Woman: "Hm. That is indeed odd."

Me: "Your telling me. One day I'm a pretty normal guy, the next I'm secretly dating a Superheroine because I'm afraid Superman won't approve of me."

Wonder Woman: "Just tell him. He's a more accepting guy than you think, he also says you make a good breakfast."

Me: "Which is a compliment from him since that's probably what he'd call Breakfast every Tuesday when he was growing up. And to be honest I kinda wanted to meet all of you guys before I died, now I'm actually a hero, it's like a massive dream come true. And now that I've gotten to talk to you all, I realize your all more amazing than I originally thought."

Wonder Woman chuckles a little before smiling at me.

Wonder Woman: "I can see part of why she likes you, your a real sweet talker.

Me: "Talk sweet and break hearts. Hopefully I don't break yours, I'm afraid you could break me in two without breaking a sweat with one hand behind your back."

That comment earns a laugh from her. Her laugh is quite pretty, befitting a princess I guess. She leaves and a doctor walks in.

Me: "Well, ain't that ironic. I ask about a doctor and here's a doctor."

Doctor: "We're going to need you to take off your shirt we need to do some physical tests and check your vitals."

I listen through all the physical tests, the push-ups, sit-ups, jumping jacks, heart test, breathing test, and lung capacity test, I'm now currently running on a treadmill and the doctor checks the speed I'm going.

Doctor: "Incredible, despite barely average scores in all physical education classes, your lung capacity is more than double what the data says it should me and your leg muscles seem efficient enough to maintain full sprint speeds for double the time with half the strain."