Super....Normal?

Kara vs Karen

Robert POV

Ok so she's gone and left me in a room completely unsupervised with a computer, her password written on the side, and no cameras, let's see what I can learn. Good thing I carry this.

Me: "4 terabyte flash drive. Thank you garage sale and overnight deletion."

I sit down on the computer and login plugging in the flash drive and opening up the files that were labeled personal, oldest trick in the book, no Seriously, I have a boom on it, and if is the oldest trick in there. I scroll through saving a few of the more....R rated pictures and find the files nobody wanted anyone to look at.

Me: "So they weren't splicing tomatoes but cloning Supergirl, and this looks new."

I click on the new file, and what popped up was a project Ultraman and the Ultamen 2.0, both involving my DNA. I download all three files and a terabyte of blondes porn to hide it. Hey, if the past two days have done anything other than give me the need for an EPICALLY LEGENDARY booty call, and given me a small fetish for blondes. Closing everything but the porn I hear someone walk in.

Karen: "It looks like someone is being a naughty boy."

Me: "Uhh...your back early."

She turns the chair around and sees the porn I pulled up before looking at me again with a grin on her face.

Galatea: "So your into blondes, lucky I fit the bill."

She basically gets ready to rape me and starts making out with me until someone opens the door and the room changes into a city landscape and I'm alone in a building with no doors out and likely shatter resistant glass. I get back on the computer and change out the flashdrive before sending the data on it to whoever plans to clone me.

Me: "Enjoy the seven terabytes of porn and viruses ya assholes. Get ready for the virus alert. That's a good song, I love weird al's music."

Then everything starts shaking.

Me: "Ok who's doing-"

My question is answered when a streetlamp plows through the window and the computer along with my instant virus weapon.

Me: "Who decided to wage war on her."

When I look out the window and see Karen and my girlfriend beating the shit out of each other.

Me: "I love my girlfriend. Willing to fight herself in a way for me."

After Supergirl throws Karen into the ground she starts picking up the building, until I fall over.

Me: "Oh Shit!"

I curl up putting my arms and legs between my torso and the bookshelf and several other things that fall on me causing several bones to break and bruise, causing Karen to drop the building and Supergirl, who probably just realized where I was to blast through the wall, only for me to be caught by Karen.

Me: "S....stop....nnng.... fighting...."

Then everything goes black, I wake up in the Watchtower medical bay.

Me: "What...happened?"

Superman: "Your lucky to be alive son. How'd you get there anyway?"

Me: "Wrong place wrong time and got kidnapped, but I got some data your probably gonna want to see!"

I try to get up only for pain to shoot through my ribs and both Superman and Supergirl ease me down as Batman walks in.

Me: "Your probably gonna want to see the data on this. I had to hide it so I hid it with porn, the Actual oldest-"

Batman: "Oldest trick in the book."

Batman takes the flash drive and heads to look at the data with Superman. Today is the best day of my life, not only did I kinda get to meet Batman and Superman, but I got to actually be in the Watchtower...

Me: "Now if only I could meet the rest of the founding members I'll have one less thing on my bucket list."

Supergirl: "How are you feeling?"

Me: "Better seeing your safe."