Super....Normal?

Ultimatum- Save or Destroy-part 1

Robert POV

Me: "Oh Christ Someone keep these things off my ass! I'm trying to get the off switch back on!!"

Does anybody else see the irony in what I said? As I finish sautering a wire in place one of the monsters grabs me burning my leg until Supergirl punches it sending it flying as I sauter the last wire back into one piece and get out from under the panel and pull on the off switch shutting off the drill and breathe a sigh of relief until someone creates a F*CKING TIDAL WAVE!!! Thankfully Supergirl caught me.

Me: "Thank you."

Supergirl: "Well I gotta do my job and not let you die. You stopping that drill should let Aquaman seal the hole."

Me: "Yaaay. I almost drowned, so it must be Tuesday."

Everyone starts laughing.

????: "Oh man your funny for-"

Me: "Finish that comment you'll be sterilized for free in under five minutes."

I walk away. The idiots, I was going to prove myself and now nobody cares and another chance joining the league down the metaphorical toilet.

Me: "Well there goes my-"

Superman: "Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Justice League, his inventiveness and quick thinking has proven that he's got what it takes to join the League."

He pats me on the back, sending me onto my face.

Me: "I think you broke something."

Superman: "Oops."

As I try to get up Someone lofts me off the ground and back onto my feet, it was Wonder Woman.

Me: "Thanks, and Superman I'm not kidding I think you broke something."

Wonder Woman then feels my shoulder and back to sheck for whatever is wrong, before doing something that cracks my shoulder blade back into place.

Me: "Ow. And thank you."

Wonder Woman: "No problem. You helped us stop this."

I rub the back of my head aqwardly and see Supergirl has a kind of jealous look.

Me: "Well I was just doing my part. and I think Superman is a bit sore about being called old by general showboat and the gonermen onset there."

Everyone but Batman laughs at that.

Me: "Do you ever do anything but glare at people."

Batman: "No."

He then walks away and jumps into the jet flying off.

Me: "Well there goes my ride."

Then my stomach audibly growls and Wonder Woman snickers a little.

Wonder Woman: "Well at least you know what you want."

Superman: "How about we go get something to eat. I know a place with milkshakes so thick you need to eat it with a spoon."

Me: "That sounds good about now to be honest, but I don't have any money on me right now because it kinda got Destroyed in the tidal wave..."

The next thing I know Supergirl is picking me up and flying up a little. Most people would be embarrassed, but I got over that fact when I saw her naked and we started dating.

Supergirl: "I'll take him home! I know where he lives because I crashed into his backyard a few days ago."

Me: "Guess we'll have to take a rain check on that Superman."