You say
"Why, there I am!" "OH NO KILL ME NOW-" "Really?" "No." Lafayette groaned. "Please no," he muttered. "Can I leave?" King George looked at them like they were mad. "ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY NOTE OF MY SONG OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND CUT OF YOUR HEADS AND TAKE BACK YOUR TEA-"
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
"Because you exist."
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
"YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!" "Alexander, get back on your seat, it's just a musical." "It's my musical."
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
"Oh really."
You'll be back,
"No we will not-" "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY SONG!"
soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
"Ah, really? Want to bet?" "Why? He didn't serve us at all." "True."
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
"Woah. You have a very creepy impression of a relationship."
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"HAHAHAHAHA I LIVE FOR THIS KIND OF THING-" "Peggy," Eliza scolded. "Use your inside voice." "NO."
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You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
"We won't."
And no, don't change the subject
"That was well timed."
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
"I think you're crazy," Hamilton said. "Coming from you, that's rich, Hamilton." "Shut up you idiot." "Don't tell me to shut up, idiot." "I'm not an idiot, idiot!" "YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS NOW BE QUIET!" "...Who said that?"
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
"But you lost!" "I know stop rubbing it in my face!"
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
"Could you like, die now? That would be better."
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
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Laughing, everyone joined in.
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John had fallen onto the floor laughing.
Da da dat—
Everybody!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Peggy looked like she was having a seizure.
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!
"Aww, why'd you stop?"
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Hamilton Remembered
FanfictionHamilton and friends react to everybody's favourite musical: Hamilton- obviously. The title itself is kind of self explanatory, isn't it?
