↳ ੈ‧₊˚ ┊͙in which [y/n] [l/n]'s two
crackhead boyfriend's have a debate
on who is the better daddy - shrek or
barry bee benson... *ੈ✩‧₊˚
A DISASTERPIECE CRACK FIC
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└──» K. BAKUGO X FEM!READER X D. KAMINARI
cover art isn't mine.
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ˏˋ🍧°•*⁀➷The school day was about to be over. [y/n] could live another day, stuck with the fact that she would be single. Single. Alone. It was almost as if she was ready to have two hot anime bois would come to sweep her off her own feet.
So there she was, barbecue sauce on her titties as she glanced at her crushes ( she had more crushes than those two tbh ), Katsuki Bakugo and Denki Kaminari. Sitting near the back of class 1-A with Todoroki and Yaoyorozu had its perks.
'I should go and ask them out!'
'Ew, you'll get rejected though.'
'Who are you?'
'I really don't know anymore [y/n].'
[y/n] possibly had the weirdest interaction with herself. She shuddered. There was a time where she stayed up reading one shots though, but that was besides the freaking point.
Though fake [y/n] Chan was wrong. She probably wasn't to get rejected. Who else could love Bakugo? Kirishima? And besides, who else could love Kaminari? Pablo from The Backyardigans? No, actually, Pablo was reserved for [y/n] noobs.
So, [y/n] made a plan to confess. If she didn't, that would be a sure way of killing her. And besides, she was 99.999% sure that the two hot anime bois liked her back.
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"Why the fuck did you bring us here?"
"Bakugo, don't say that to her!"
"I can say what I want, dumbass!"
[y/n] gulped. What did she get herself into? It was after school and she decided to ask both boys out behind the school. The chances of them both liking her were slim, but not as slim as Kim Possible's waist, so she figured that it wouldn't hurt as bad to just ask them out.
"Um, but Bakugo's right. Why did you bring us here?" Kaminari questions, scratching the back of his neck.
"I... uhm..." [y/n] gulped.
"Oi, spit it out already!" Everyone's favorite tsundere yelled at the fragile weeb known as [y/n] [l/n].
"I have a crush on you two! I'm really sorry if you don't feel the same!" [y/n]'s tears gently pricked her eyes, though she never let them slip away.
They were going to reject her. Just as she predicted. F.
That was until she heard Bakugo break the silence. "... I'll go out with you..."
"You will?!" [y/n] looked up at both blonde-haired boys. "What about Kaminari?"
"Yeah, what about me? I like her too!" Kaminari glared at Bakugo.
"That's too fucking bad then!" Bakugo gave him a shit-eating grin, snaking an arm around [y/n]'s waist.
[y/n] fidgeted with the bottom of her uniform skirt as she spoke, "What if you both dated me...?"
"At the same time?" Kaminari quizzed.
"I thought I told you I wasn't sharing!" Bakugo shouted.
"Sorry!" [y/n] repeated, her face boiling with embarrassment.
Kaminari and Bakugo exchanged looks. Seconds turned into a couple of minutes as they whispered to each other ( sometimes Bakugo would smack him on the head and raise his voice lets be honest ). After around five minutes, they both nodded and faced towards [y/n].
"We both want you to be our girlfriend, so we'll both date you." Kaminari smiled.
"Yeah. What he said." Bakugo agreed with the humanoid pikachu in a surprisingly plain manner, though a frown was evident on his face.
"You'd do that for me?" [y/n]'s lips quirked upwards.
"We just said so!" Bakugo yelled again.
"Let's go out with [y/n] Chan tomorrow! How does that sound, Bakugo?" Kaminari slung an arm around the girl's shoulder while smirking at the angry Japanese man.
"Whatever." Bakugo huffed, quickly pecking [y/n] on her right cheek before rushing away.
Kaminari just shrugged and pecked the girl on her other cheek, sending a bit of a jolt through her body.
