↳ ੈ‧₊˚ ┊͙in which [y/n] [l/n]'s two
crackhead boyfriend's have a debate
on who is the better daddy - shrek or
barry bee benson... *ੈ✩‧₊˚
A DISASTERPIECE CRACK FIC
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└──» K. BAKUGO X FEM!READER X D. KAMINARI
cover art isn't mine.
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ˏˋ🍧°•*⁀➷ [y/n]'s stomach growled. Without her snacks, she had nothing to live for. Well, besides her friends and two true loves but that's besides the point.
"You want your fucking snacks back?" She heard an asshole from the distance as she began to wander outside the boundaries of U.A.
"No. I can live without them." [y/n] spat at him, keeping her eyes faced away from him.
Bakugo groaned. "Well, I'll cook you food at my place and have my mom gush over you, but you have to tell the class how great Shrek is."
"That's so unfair!"
"Life is unfair! Now is that a 'yes' or 'no'?!"
"Fine."
Bakugo grunted. "Finally, you shithead."
He slung an arm around [y/n]'s shoulder as they walked back to his home. [y/n] frowned. She still couldn't shake off the thought that Bakugo said she was a crybaby, even though that happened like two chapters ago.
"Okay, we're here."
Bakugo and [y/n] finally arrived to his home since I made them.
As soon as Bakugo opened the door, [y/n] was greeted by a grumpy mother. "Katsuki, why're yOU SO DAMN— oh hi [y/n]!! Thank god my son brought back his cute girlfriend!"
"Uh hi," [y/n] waved. "It's really nice to come back here."
"Well, you can come back as much as you like!" Mitsuki beamed. "KATSUKI. YOU IMPISH BOY, DON'T STARVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
"I FUCKING KNOW YOU HAG!"
[y/n] forgot that happens. Like, a lot actually. "I'm gonna go text a friend Thotsuki."
"I don't fucking care."
She made sure she wasn't texting the group chat. 👀
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kalimari donkey 👀💞 hi :) what's up numb nuts
[n/n] 💀💘 kami that's so cursed wtf 👀 also nm qt wby ?
