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it's morphin' time.ˏˋ🍧°•*⁀➷ [y/n] [l/n] began to give Ochaco Uraraka a couple of pretend super model poses with a proud smile on her face. Ochaco clapped her hands. A smirk was clearly shown on her face.
"The pin really does make you look hot."
"I know right?"
As [y/n] and Ochaco walked for a couple of minutes towards the entrance of U.A., it dawned on her. How did they get pins? And cut-outs? Or the money? All in about, well, twenty minutes maybe??
So, she told Ochaco. "I-I think I should text Bakugo Kun and Kaminari Kun. I don't trust them."
"Th͚̖̜̍̃͐ey͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅo̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨn't̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑se̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑r̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆v̪̩̜̜̙̜ͨ̽̄e t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊o b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅe t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ru̟͎̲͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ed̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ."
"Love you too! I'll see ya soon Ochaco Senpai!"
[y/n] forgot the no homo.
[y/n] waved goodbye at a happy Ochaco, deciding that ignoring what she said was the route to becoming insane. Though maybe Uraraka was relived that [y/n] left and she could plan her murder soon. You never know, really.
So, [y/n] brushed off the thought and sighed. First period at U.A.? It was either stressful or boring. No in between, beaches. But [y/n] could always pull out of the hero program, pull a Jeremy Heere, and sell Beenie Babies for a living as she smokes an imaginary cigarette.
"[y/n]! What the hell are you wearing?!" She heard Ejiro Kirishima call out.
"Huh? Oh, hi Ejiro Kun!" [y/n] greeted. "Are you asking about the pin?"
"Yeah! Uhm, where did you get it?" Kirishima questioned.
[y/n] grinned, replying with, "From your boyfriend, Thotsuki."
Kirishima's porcelain shaded face was now a similar hue to his spiked crimson hair. He shrieked "[Y/N]! STOP!"
" 'Kay." [y/n] winked, which sent him over the edge practically.
Mina Ashido found the two of them doing a dance like 'hee hoo' one time. It was cursed. Very cursed.
"Hey guys! What's goin' on?" Ashido smirked at Kirishima.
"Just teasing him." [y/n] chuckled. "Well anyways—"
"Wow [n/n]! Nice pin!" Ashido grinned, cutting the other girl off.
"Thanks Mina, but I gotta go. Seriously. Class starts in... FUCK, IF STARTS IN A MINUTE."
All of the cursed pee nuts magically time hopped to class through the power of fan fiction and 'Charmen Ultra Soft Bath Tissue'.
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